It was fascinating to see that photo of our top favourite researchers,
Ace and Missy (and of course the Awesome Anlon), at

http://www.darkfriends.net/~misc/threesomecanIwatch.jpg   (Question
182402)

But where are the rest of you?  I'm trying to imagine what Pink looks
like from

http://razoredge.home.sprynet.com/voices01.jpg  (Question 183844)

but I don't know how much has been left to the imagination.


So, let's be having you.  Please post a photo or two...

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Clarification of Question by michael2-ga on 01 Apr 2003 08:44 PST

.. in the comments field so we can build up a whole album of photos

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Clarification of Question by michael2-ga on 03 Apr 2003 10:14 PST

I think Pink must be the winner for her Killer Kittens photo. Please
post as the answer with another photo.

Michael2

Wow!!!

I'm a winner?!!!

Thanks for choosing my "Killer Kitties" pic. As requested, I'm
reposting the link to it, plus an additional pic of me, and one more
of a kutie kitty.

The Great Meow Massacre
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/CatAttack.jpg

Here's a photo that was taken when I was two years old. I still look
very much like this, only bigger:

Baby Pink with Pink's Pop
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/Pink'sBabyPic.jpg

And here is Brownie, the world's sweetest, funniest, cutest kitten:

A Computer Catnap
http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/Brownie_Snooze.jpg

This was a very enjoyable thread! I hope that comments will continue
to be posted, since I haven't yet made the acquaintance of all my
colleagues, and I find many of their responses to be very
entertaining.

I'd better sign off now, since the orchestra is playing loud music to
drown out my over-long acceptance speech. ;-)

Thanks for the enjoyable question, Michael!

Best wishes,
Pink

What a beauty!

My alter ego may be viewed at http://www.eclecticem.com/edithann.htm  :)

Imagine me as a simple, rustic Oklahoma cowgirl, off ridin' the range
with my ten-gallon hat in one hand and my AARP card in the other.

Yee-haw.

http://www.mortalwombat.com/Special/CowgirlPink.jpg

Anybody will vouch for this as the truth: Until recently, I looked
very much like this...

http://www.joeacevedo.com/images/figurezone/dcdfigures/dcdalfredsuperman.jpg

Regards;
tutuzdad-ga

Hi, Michael2

Having seen the pictures provided in the Comments, to date, I am now
wondering if there really are any real-life Researchers at all.

As a guide:

Journalist claims to be Lily Tomlin

Tutuzdad claims to be Superman

And Pinky claims to be Aceresearcher

I am now totally confused

Perhaps, it's just the world's most sophisticated computer that's been
programmed to answer the questions.

Yours

Pierce Brosnan

I look like this but different.  And I'm allergic to fedoras:
http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/hofers_and_honorees/frick_bios/images/dudley_jimmy.jpg

Best regards,

Omnivorous-GA

Actually, that threesome picture above is just something we found in
an image search on the web.

This is how I REALLY look:
http://makeashorterlink.com/?O34F22C04

ace

Hi, Ace

Is it my imagination?

Or do you grow more gorgeous every time I see you?

Your Devoted Admirer

Bryan the Innocent

Alas, it seems that I was party to misleading you, as well, Probonopublico.

You can see the real me here:
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0239949/2470.jpg

I apologize for teasing you. I didn't realize your question was a serious one.

Here is a recent family photo. I am the one in the middle:

http://doit.ort.org/course/range/images/mainframe.jpg

Regards;
tutuzdad-ga

Ok, ok. I admit it. No one is in the middle. I am the one in the photo
who is a bit overweight. The other one of course, is "Tutu".
http://doit.ort.org/course/range/images/mainframe.jpg

tutuzdad-ga

Someone snapped a pic of us at work recently:
http://www.seen.com.au/mclean/pyramid.jpg

As you can see, the process of getting a good question to lock is quite competitive.

Here is my pic... :-)
http://weeborn.com/researcher.html
A natural Oklahoma born beauty... I think it's something in the water here....
chellphill-ga

Well, I'm sure you all know what ragingacademic looks like...

http://www.christopherlloyd.net/bttfdoc.jpg

:-)

Here's a picture of me taken at my last job.

http://www.reelartgallery.com/bond/die_another_day_3.jpg

Gee, googlenut, you really need to become acquainted with
probonopublico, who is actually Pierce Brosnan. :-D

Thanks for the heads-up Pink.  I'll start looking out for
probonopublico's questions more often. ;-)

Googlenut

P.S. I think I'll go back and add a few more comments to his 1000
comments question.

Hi Michael!

If you don't mind, I'd like to add two pictures to your album. They're
a little older, and from *before* I dyed my hair, but I like them
better:

At Stranleigh Manor (2001)
http://www.darkfriends.net/princessmoo/pics/7.JPG

At the Toledo Zoo, with two Researcher Wannabes (2000)
http://www.darkfriends.net/princessmoo/pics/Birds.JPG

My boys are a little older now, but aren't they just the cutest??

--Missy

Pinky ...

Really!

I asked you not to tell anybody.

Of course, I will make an exception for Halle Berry ...

Just this once.

KR
B

Lacking motivation to disillusion anyone I suggest you to imagine
myself resembling Daniel Gillespie Clowes' "Lloyd Llewellyn"
beatnik-era private detective -- depicted here doing something which
looks an awful lot like Domain Name Suggestion Research:

Lloyd Llewellyn
http://www.fantagraphics.com/artist/clowes/lloydgal/ll3.gif
"Look Ernie... I spent three months making this list of titles...
there's GOT to be one on here that hasn't been used before!"

(And no, I don't dress that well!)

When searching Google Images for "political guru", you get these
results:
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&as_qdr=all&q=+%22political+guru%22&spell=1

Sadly, it probably means that I look a bit like that: 
http://www.mkgandhi.org/biography/gkg.gif 
Although, I might be 
http://www.politicsonline.com/newimages/pol_guru_award.jpg

Nope, sorry.  I am fatally allergic to cameras (just ask my boyfriend
... and even he still tries - unsuccessfully). It is my affirmed and
stated desire to leave this earth with no photographic record that I
was ever here.  So far I am doing well, and so your curiosity will
have to be unsated in this instance.  However, comfort yourself that a
photograph would not transmit the reality in any case, and if it did,
you really would not want to see it.

Cheers,
--Byrd

Well, well.  What a shy, retiring lot you all are, I must say.  No
real live pictures I can actually believe in (except tutuzdad's second
one).   Are you SURE you're not all virtual researchers?   You've
passed the Turing test, anyway, even if the program reputed to be
Pierce Brosnan hasn't.

Michael2

Oh dear, Michael2

You have obviously forgotten that I am Licensed to Kill ...

Aren't you taking an unnecessary risk?

PB

No, no, you're getting confused.  It's quite simple: it's 007 who has
the licence, not Pierce Brosnan.  007 is played by PB which is a
computer program simulating someone called Probonopublico who is
pretending to be Bryan.

Thanks to Missy's Comment ...

The two boys at the Toledo Zoo (in Spain?), presumably with their
elder sister, are the most credible piccies I have seen of Real
Researchers.

http://www.darkfriends.net/princessmoo/pics/Birds.JPG 

What names do they travel under?

Missy, you didn't mention you already have several pictures up!

Can anybody beat this one?

http://www.darkfriends.net/princessmoo/Grass.html

This is me in my research office. If you look closely, i've just gone to lunch!
http://www.geocities.com/neural_transceiver/office.jpeg

Here is a scary photo of my leg being eaten by kittens:

http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/CatAttack.jpg

You are all too funny!  I had a great time checking out your, urr, pictures!

Waiting for more!!

Ladyd-ga

Here is me............
http://starwars.web.easynet.be/tswc/thx1138.JPG

Michael wrote:

>>Missy, you didn't mention you already have several pictures up!

*gasp*

You wicked boy!  Did you dissect my URL??  That other that you
uncovered is my best friend's favorite. (I look different now.)  If
you're really observant, you can find one of me at age 19.

--Missy

Me and my brother...

http://www.tlspiegel.com/murtls.jpg

tlspiegel
Google Answers Researcher

Hmmmm.

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2045579

This is a close enough representation. 

http://www.homunculus.com/profane/reliquary/garofalojaneane/images/garofalo0272.jpg

hee hee:)

Sorry about that link, they don't let me link directly. Here's what I
was trying to link to:

http://www.gardengrrl.com/garo.jpg

Only I don't have brown eyes or black hair and I don't have tattoos or
own an orange T shirt. :) hee!

Thank you for the five stars and the nice tip! And thanks for the fun
times reading through the comments of the other GARs! I love you guys
'n' gals!

To be fair, shouldn't a pic of michael2-ga be forthcoming? ;-)

~Pink

Here I am in all my glory:

http://www.steliart.com/images/michael2.JPG

Gee whiz, an archangel. 

Put in a good word for Google Answers with the Heavenly Host, OK, Michael? ;-)

Hi, Again, Michael2

I didn't believe in fairies or angels (except the showbusiness types)
until you entered my life, so I don't know how I should address you.

However, I fully recognise that I have to be suitably in awe of you
as, indeed, I am suitably in awe of the truly Awesome Anlon. Is she
also an angel? I ask myself.

So, with the greatest respect, Most Awesome One, may I humbly suggest
that you should also send a few cases of Virtual Chardonnay to all the
deserving ones?

For your information, I do believe that the genuine Australian stuff
is preferred but, failing that, maybe some of the French substitute
which, I am reliably informed, has most probably been grown in Italy
or Algeria ...

Yours, in awe

The Completely Anonymous One