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Subject: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
Category: Family and Home > Pets
Asked by: probonopublico-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 04 Apr 2003 11:52 PST
Expires: 04 May 2003 12:52 PDT
Question ID: 186068
One of my daughters, Samantha, has a cat who was 'christened' Binky
but, in my view, should now be re-christened Blinky (short for Bloody
Binky). Blinky is also of the female persuasion.

During a visit to Samantha this week, Blinky became overly
affectionate and gently took my hand to her breast so that I might
pleasure her.

I felt a slight prick and blood started to ooze from my hand.

I do assure all 500 of you Researchers that I did not either faint or
react violently at the time but it left me determined to seek revenge.

What should I do on future visits?

I have ruled out a full set of armour but anything else goes.

Hypnotism (do cats respond?), Charms, Crystals ...

And should I take a fork, or what?, to draw some of Blinky's blood?

I am sure that some knowledgeable Researcher can help me get even with
Blinky.
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Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
Answered By: missy-ga on 04 Apr 2003 13:16 PST
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
 
Hey there, Handsome!

First, you shouldn't counter attack!  You'll only serve to make her
*very* angry and resentful.  Cats, you see, are superior to every
other creature in every way.  They don't just think this, they *know*
this, and they don't suffer foolishness gladly from the humans that
they own.

It seems to me that Blinky was feeling a little overstimulated.  My
own Vicious Beastie (mundanely known as Bailey) will do this exact
thing if he feels that we've played enough.  Some pet behaviorists
call this "Don't Pet Me Anymore Agression":

""Don't Pet Me Anymore" Aggression
Some cats will suddenly bite while they’re being petted. This behavior
isn’t well understood, even by experienced animal behaviorists. For
whatever reason, petting which the cat was previously enjoying,
apparently becomes unpleasant. Biting is the cat's signal that she has
had enough petting. Cats vary in how much they’ll tolerate being
petted or held. Although people often describe their cats as biting
"out of the blue" or without warning, cats do generally give several
signals before biting.

You should become more aware of your cat’s body postures, and cease
petting or stop any other kind of interaction before a bite occurs.
Signals to be aware of include:

    * Restlessness
    * Your cat's tail beginning to twitch
    * Your cat's ears turning back or flicking back and forth
    * Your cat turning or moving her head toward your hand

When you observe any of these signals, it’s time to stop petting your
cat immediately and allow her to sit quietly on your lap or go her own
way, whichever she prefers. Any kind of physical punishment almost
always makes the problem worse, because your cat is more likely to
bite either because she is fearful and/or because petting becomes even
more unpleasant if it’s associated with punishment."

Alternatively, she may be engaging in a bit of overly enthusiastic
play - perhaps she was pretending that you were her "prey", and she
was demonstrating what a fine huntress she is for you:

"Playful aggression often occurs when an unsuspecting owner comes down
the stairs, steps out of the bathtub, rounds a corner, or even moves
under the bedcovers while sleeping. These playful attacks may result
in scratches and inhibited bites which don’t break the skin. People
sometimes inadvertently initiate aggressive behavior by encouraging
their cat to chase or bite at their hands and feet during play. The
body postures seen during play aggression resemble the postures a cat
would normally show when searching for or catching prey. A cat may
freeze in a low crouch before pouncing, twitch her tail, flick her
ears back and forth, and/or wrap her front feet around a person's
hands or feet while biting. These are all normal cat behaviors,
whether they’re seen during play or are part of an actual predatory
sequence."

Source:  Understanding Cat Aggression Towards People (Dumb Friends
League)
http://www.ddfl.org/behavior/cathumag.htm

Out of curiosity, is Miss Blinky spayed?  If she's not, her behavior
could also be attributed to her nearing or being in "heat".  Unspayed
females get *very* rubby and nippy and affectionate when
they're...um...looking for love, as it were.  Heavens, Bryan!  You may
have an amorous feline admirer!  (You've made the appropriate offering
to Bast, then? ;) )  Your daughter may want to have her darling girl
spayed to stave off "mating season" aggression.

In any case, *do not* try to extract revenge!  Stroke her gently, but
*only* if she initiates the contact, and be mindful of a flicking tail
or very active ears.  If she seems too twitchy, simply withdraw.  If
she's hopped upon your lap, gently set her on the floor or on the sofa
next to you.  If you've stopped to pet her because she's been winding
herself about your ankles, just stop petting her, tell her you're
going to have a seat, then walk away.

If she wants more attention later, she'll come back, especially if
you've brought her a small gift to show her that you understand your
place in her world (She's the goddess, you're the lowly supplicant. 
And no, it's not just Blinky with this attitude.  My own cats remind
me daily that I am owned and they are the owners.)

For some interesting reading about feline/human interactions, why not
have a look at these? :

Understanding Aggression Towards Humans 
http://www.paws.org/work/factsheet/catfactsheets/cataggression2.html

Feline Aggression Towards People
http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer?pagename=animed_cats_aggressionpeople

Aggression & Play 
http://www.drpetra.com/Cats/Aggression%20&%20Play%20in%20Cats.htm

Causes & Solutions for Feline Aggression
http://www.pethelp.net/index32.html

Understanding Feline Aggression 
http://www.perfectpaws.com/agg.html

Now if you'll excuse me, my owners are demanding their dinner, and it
seems I'm behind on some correspondence as well!

--Missy <--owned by Schiller, age 15 and Bailey, age 3

Request for Answer Clarification by probonopublico-ga on 04 Apr 2003 23:14 PST
Oh, dear, Missy

I tried to redirect the shipment but it had already left.

Suggest you get to Tulsa double quick before you-know-who does
you-know-what.

(Note to Pinky: This statement has been approved by my lawyers, so
don't even begin to think that it miight be casting nasturtians at
you.)

Clarification of Answer by missy-ga on 07 Apr 2003 23:29 PDT
Hrm...I know you don't really need a clarification here, but I'm going
to pop in here to say good night and get that "NEEDS ATTENTION" flag
off my page!

After two days of no sleep, I think I'll just let Pinky keep the
booze, I'm going to sleep just fine without it!

--M
probonopublico-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $5.00
Hi, Missy

Yes, Miss[Blink]y has been splayed, so she's got absolutely no valid
excuse for savaging me.

Now, what can I say that will 'help maintain [our] research atandards'
... (Well, that's what it says along the heading of this little box.)

OK ... So, Blinky's been reprieved ... For the time being at least ...
but, when I showed Daisy the Answer, she was less than impressed. I
suspect that she's got an alternative answer.

However, it gives me great pleasure to award you, dear Missy, FIVE
TWINKLERS plus FIVE CONTAINERS of Virtual Vintage Australian
Chardonnay.

I've shipped it by airmail, so watch out for the postman and please do
tell me when it arrives.

You do live in Tulsa, right?

Kindest regards

Bryan

Comments  
Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
From: voila-ga on 04 Apr 2003 13:29 PST
 
...in case you want to try hypnosis:  http://www.zombo.com
Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
From: websearcher-ga on 04 Apr 2003 13:29 PST
 
Had to say what an excellent answer missy. As the proud property of
three little gods/godesses, I think you nailed it right on the head.

websearcher
Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
From: pafalafa-ga on 04 Apr 2003 13:35 PST
 
Somehow, I just knew Missy was going to answer this one,  

And I don't think websearcher *really* meant to suggest you nail the
little beastie right on the head, though I suppose it could, in fact,
do the trick.
Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
From: thx1138-ga on 04 Apr 2003 14:09 PST
 
And of course if you did 'nail it right on the head' you might find
this book useful:
"101 Uses for a Dead Cat
by Simon Bond "
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0517545160/ref=lib_rd_ss/102-4376913-3058545?v=glance&s=books&vi=slide-show#reader-link
Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
From: pinkfreud-ga on 04 Apr 2003 14:17 PST
 
Bryan,

To avoid felinipuncture in the future, it is imperative that you learn
to read the kitty's mind. Or, if not her mind, then her facial
expression and body-language.

This may be helpful:

http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/goodkitty_badkitty.jpg

Another option, of course, is taxidermy. ;-)

~Pink
Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
From: kemlo-ga on 04 Apr 2003 14:21 PST
 
DEATH rides a horse called Binky according to Terry Pratchet.
Subject: Re: How to Counter-Attack a Ferocious Cat
From: missy-ga on 04 Apr 2003 20:27 PST
 
Bryan,

Are you trying to get me drunk, sirrah?  Chardonnay goes right to my
head!  Hrm...if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to
get me into trouble!

(Your rating and commentary are much appreciated, as always.  And
that's Pinkie who lives in Tulsa.  I'm in the other "O" state!)

--M

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