If I were to start a tree house club, and could only invite three
members, I would certainly invite three members with diverse skills
and personalities, so that the tree house club would be enjoyable.
Firstly, I would invite Bill Gates, since he would have the money
needed to properly furnish the tree house club with all the things a
tree house club should have. With Bill Gates in charge of running the
club, no other tree house club competitor could hope to ruin our fun,
and we would never be without anything our club might need.
Secondly, our club would need someone who is entertaining, and there
is nobody I find more entertaining than Weird Al Yankovic. His funny
parody songs and his overall funny personality and way of looking at
things would add greatly to the overall enjoyment of the tree house
club. By having Weird Al Yankovic be a member of my tree house club, I
could be guaranteed a good time whenever I visit it.
The last person I would invite to my tree house club would have to be
my best friend in the world, and that would be Jaedon Avey. He has
always been there for me and is overall a great friend. If I were to
have such a wonderful tree house club, I would have to invite Jaedon,
since I would feel like a deficient friend if I did not do so. Besides
being my friend, Jaedon has various skills that would be useful in a
tree house, such as carpentry and mechanics. With Jaedon as a member
of the tree house club, I could be sure that the tree house would
always be a safe place to be, the ladder would be of the highest
quality, and I would always be around a great friend.
The most important aspect of a tree house club after the members
themselves is the sign on the door. The sign on the door would read
"The Tree house Club of Horrors". Although the tree house club would
not be horrible in any way, I would have the sign say this to keep
people away. As with any club with limited membership, I would need
some way to discourage additional members from attempting entrance to
the club, and I can think of no better way to accomplish this than to
have the entrance sign to the club warn away potential trespassers.
To come up with this answer, I used personal experience and flair for
I hope you find this answer satisfactory. If you feel it is lacking in
any way, please request a clarification and I will be happy to oblige.
Clarification of Answer by
18 Nov 2002 02:57 PST
In order to properly answer your clarification, it would be helpful to
know what types of people are you looking for? Do you simply want
other possible choices for people, or would you like me to select some
people whom a wider variety of people may personally know? I believe
that if you do not personally know Jaedon Avey, for instance, you
might just replace his name with a name of a personal friend of yours.
Did you simply not like my suggestions and would like a few others to
pick from? Any help with understanding your needs would be
As for other possible names of the treehouse, I would suggest one of
the following be good candidates for a name:
1) "Gabe's tree house of relaxation" (replace Gabe with your own
name). The reason for this name is that Gabe (or whomever) owns the
treehouse, and it has been specifically designed to provide relaxation
to whomever inhabits it. Through the careful selection of the members
of the tree house club, relaxation is nearly guaranteed.
2) "The club with three, in the tree, let us be" I believe this to be
a catchy name for a tree house club that has just 3 members. It
implies that there are only 3 members and that is how they would like
it to stay. Thus I feel this is a good name for the treehouse club.
3) "No Girls Allowed". The reason for this sign being on the door is
that it is a classic sign you might see on a tree house club. Since
all of the potential members that were invited to the club were male,
this sign could possibly be appropriate.