I need an inexpensive "butt massager" for a christmas gag gift.  Under
$10, preferably around the <$5 range.  Doesn't have to be specifically
for "butts", but I need something that'll work for that as a gag gift.
 No adult toys or anything like that please.  Thanks!

xemion-ga

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Clarification of Question by xemion-ga on 26 Nov 2002 21:20 PST

Also, a list of potential massager gifts is preferable to just one item.  Thanks.

xemion-ga

Hello xemion,

I don’t know if you had an image in mind.  But, below are several
different massagers that you could call a butt massager.  Some of them
are more amusing than others.  None, however, are very big.  I hope
your friend appreciates your present, as well as your sense of humor.


Here is a portable massager for $6.99 
Avon.com
http://shop.avon.com/avonshop/default.asp?rep_phone=&rep_email=&pf_id=2106&level1_id=4&level2_id=16&pdept_id=69

This is listed as a Foot Massager.  It requires no batteries at $4.99
Avon.com
http://shop.avon.com/avonshop/default.asp?rep_phone=&rep_email=&pf_id=3346&level1_id=161&level2_id=155&pdept_id=159

Another foot massager.  This one for $3.99.
Avon.com
http://shop.avon.com/avonshop/default.asp?rep_phone=&rep_email=&pf_id=2977&level1_id=4&level2_id=15&pdept_id=65

This one is particularly funny looking at $8.00.
Earth Therapuetics Acupressure Body Massager
http://store.yahoo.com/spashoppe/eartheracbod.html

This one says that the price starts at $6.00.  I think it is
particularly funny looking.  AND, my masseur actually suggested that I
get one of these for real.  Apparently, they are actually pretty good,
but that isn’t what you are interested in.
EX-Tension Massager
Deal Spin.
http://www.dealspin.com/spin/spinProduct.asp?cat_id=19&tender_id=572524


This one is a little more expensive at $11.99.  But, it has a funny
name, Dr Scholl's DR7510 Wet-Dry Palm Grip Massager.
Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005CDSU/102-9030531-6736957


Keywords used:

massager 5 dollars OR $
://www.google.com/search?as_q=massager+5&num=10&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_oq=+dollars+%24&as_eq=&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=&safe=images

Good answer!  Thanks!