I would like to made privy to the published results of subject
advertising contest, eg, stick-em up copper, lie-down honey, and
illanimous puce, as well as those entries considered at the time to be
too tasteless or risque for publication.  (I was stationed in Vietnam
during this period, had a subscr
iption to the New Yorker, and ascribe what little sanity I retained
from the experience to  this contest and its results.)