Explain why I should give you two bucks for answering this question. 
Your answer must be a minimum of 100 words, all words must be properly
spelled in alphabetical characters, and none of them can use the
letter "E".

Hi Hailstorm:

Thanks for your intriguing inquiry!

You should forward that sum my way on two grounds. 

To start, I display a first-class vocabulary and a top-notch ability
to find synonyms for just about any word you can think of. Not only
that, words that I put forth contain only occasional "d"s and "f"s and
wholly nothing of what sits midway twixt both.

In addition, I was fast in clicking on a button - you know which
button! If you work quickly in this job, to you always go just spoils.
So if you can find it in your untold humanity to cast two dollars my
way, I would fancy it.

Thanks.

You know who.

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Clarification of Answer by websearcher-ga on 19 Dec 2002 17:42 PST

P.S. How did I find it? It's all in my mind! Go to any URL and start to concoct.

It was a hasty but graciously intriguing communication of your thirst
for two dollars, so I happily put forth this sum plus an additional
dollar to you.  I wish for a satisfying night for you and your family!

Wow!  W-bs-arch-r, that was a fantastic answ-r!  ;-)

Thanks Hailstorm for your tip. And thank you justaskscott for your
additional kudos. :-)

I could do this all day - it's such fun!

Hmph. Unfair - it's "enquiry" to British and Australians.

I have found that abstaining from that fifth symbol will bring a
dramatic flourish to various writings!  Would you say that doing this
probably calls for us to incur thought that would not occur in normal
writing, thus bringing about such a dogmatical outgrowth?

Most indubitably.

All of that work for two dollars. Simply amazing. 
I would think that such a triumph of avoiding a particular symbol
whilst writing would be difficult.
Still, Lipograms abound in this posting. Congratulations to all for
your valiant triumph! Kudos and acclaim!

Aw shucks! I was a victim too! It is hard to form a lipogram. I shall
modify my prior posting as follows:

All of that work for two dollars. Simply amazing.  
I would think that such a triumph of avoiding a particular symbol
whilst writing difficult.
Still, Lipograms abound in this posting. Congratulations to all for
your valiant triumph! Kudos and acclaim!

Thank you for your post!  I did not know an actual word for such a
construct was around!  But officially, your prior post was also a
lipogram for symbols such as "q" and "z".  Actually, it is hard for a
short post *not* to form a lipogram of sorts...

Happy Holidays To All At GA!