Do your thing, babe!

This is for you, Ace, and for all the other folks who have learned
that "HMO" can stand for "Hand Money Over" or for "Holding up My
Operation," but not for "Helping Me Out."

~One Dozen Signs That You Have Joined a Cheapjack HMO~

1.  Drive-thru prostate exams conducted by Hooters Girls.

2.  CAT scan uses an actual cat.

3.  Gynecologist's credentials say that he is "Broad-Certified."

4.  Pedal-powered dialysis machines.

5.  Speculum says "Joe's Crab Shack" on the handle.

6.  Tubes of surgical jelly are marked "Welch's."

7.  All letters on the discount eye chart are E's. 

8.  Autoclaved Q-tips.

9.  You ask for Viagra; you get a 12-inch ruler and some duct tape.

10. Clap-on, clap-off colonoscopes carry the warning PLEASE DO NOT 
    APPLAUD THE DOCTOR DURING USE.

11. As the anesthesia kicks in, you notice that the items on the 
    instrument tray were made by Ginsu.

12. Mammogram device looks suspiciously like an old wringer washer
    with a light bulb on one side.

~pinkfreud-ga, Giggle Answers Researcher

Thanks, pink! I DID get some giggles out of that!

(You mean it ISN'T a wringer washer???!!)

Excellent as always!

Please be patient. She's putting on her clown costume.

Tell her about your Granny ...

It may take some time.  Three more of the Vienna Boy's Choir escaped
again and you know what she said about the junkyard dogs north of
town.

Wait a minute, Pinkfreud is funny?  And to think, all this time, I
thought she was serious!  ;-)

Hi, Ace

Have you seen Pinky's Grannie?

http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/We_Are_Amused.jpg

Bryan,

That's not Pinkie's granny...

That's Pink.  ;-)

ace

Wow, thanx for the five stars and the tip, Ace! It's always a pleasure
to be asked to help someone laugh. I have no difficulty in making
myself laugh.

All I have to do is find a mirror.

You made me laugh, too, PinkFreud. Thanks for the insight into HMO's.

I have always thought that the term HMO probably comes from those
great men of medicine, The Three Stooges." HMO is an abbreviation of
"Hey Moe!"

:D