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Q: Slogans Wanted for New Range of Health Products ( Answered 5 out of 5 stars,   4 Comments )
Subject: Slogans Wanted for New Range of Health Products
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: probonopublico-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 27 Mar 2003 22:54 PST
Expires: 26 Apr 2003 23:54 PDT
Question ID: 182180
I am designing a new range of Health Products and I'll list some of
the brand names that my advisers have conjured up.

But, now, I want some snappy slogans, like

'Go to bed with Kemlo' 

(Kemlo is a night-time drink that contains no coffee, milk or sugar
and it tastes awful)

'Gargle Away your Bad Breath with Xarqi' 

(Xarqi is a mouth wash that is laced with alcohol and it is hoped that
it will become addictice)

'When everything else has failed, use Digsalot to create your cemetary

(Digsalot is unique because it uses high explosive in real time to
give grave-side mourners a truly memorable experience)

However, I am sure that the world famous Researchers and Commentators
can help me out.
Subject: Over 1,000 Requests for Answer Clarification, please!
Answered By: j_philipp-ga on 27 Mar 2003 23:41 PST
Rated:5 out of 5 stars

After careful consideration (and one browser crash) I present:

- "The Lady Loves Missy For Smoother Hair."
- "Put a Tisme in Your Tank."
- "Pinkfreud for a Whiter Smile."
- "Hands That do Dishes can Feel Soft as Your Face with Mild Green
Snapanswer liquid."
- "Sublime1. Questions Wanted."
- "No Hailstorm, No Kiss."
- "Googlenut's Sugar-free Sweetener. For Better Taste."
- "Leep Lips Have That Extra Gloss."
- "Fight Your Belly with Pafalafa."
- "Muscles Love Scriptor."

I would like to leave some space so you can print this page and add
your own notes:

Hope it helps!
probonopublico-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $2.00

I am also sending you a case of Vintage Kemlo for your added pleasure.

Subject: Re: Slogans Wanted for New Range of Health Products
From: xarqi-ga on 27 Mar 2003 23:45 PST
Excellent notion!  It is probably wise to broaden your product base
beyond the extensive range of merkins you market under the "Pro bono
pubico" brand.

Subject: Re: Slogans Wanted for New Range of Health Products
From: kemlo-ga on 28 Mar 2003 11:04 PST
I could suggest  j_philipp of figs for that mad morning dash (to t' loo)
Subject: Re: Slogans Wanted for New Range of Health Products
From: pinkfreud-ga on 28 Mar 2003 18:40 PST
"J_Philipp's Milk of Amnesia: Forgetfulness has never been so minty-fresh!"

"Try new and improved KEMLO!!! It's OLMEK spelled backwards!"

"The Probe O No Publico makes your annual colon exam almost a pleasure!"

And the ultimate in remedies for the Google Answers team:
Subject: Re: Slogans Wanted for New Range of Health Products
From: probonopublico-ga on 28 Mar 2003 23:35 PST
Hi, Pink

So ... It all comes out of a bottle?

I'm not surprised.



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