C'mon babe, do your stuff.

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Request for Question Clarification by aceresearcher-ga on 28 Mar 2003 10:57 PST

Very funny, Bryan.

I am in the middle of a big art project right now (copying Monet's "Le
Parlement, coucher de soleil" in oil) so it will be a couple of days
before I can address your Question.

Or is the fact that I have to do this for an art class required as
part of my Web Developer's Certificate curriculum amusing enough for
you?

ace

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Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 28 Mar 2003 12:03 PST

Ace, I am appalled!

Copying, indeed.

As the Art Executor of Adolf Monet's estate, we demand a Royalty.

How much?

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Request for Question Clarification by aceresearcher-ga on 28 Mar 2003 12:06 PST

I was rather hoping I could persuade you to buy it.

How does £261.75 sound?
http://www.artofmonet.com/Image_pages/1607_Houses_of_Parliament,_Sunset.htm

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Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 28 Mar 2003 12:13 PST

Sound good!

Is that including delivery & taxes?

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Request for Question Clarification by aceresearcher-ga on 28 Mar 2003 12:29 PST

Oh, no, as it's coming all the way from the Colonies, it will cost an
extra £150.00 for shipping. Unless you care to come over here to
collect it -- in which case I am sure that I could arrange a nice
reception of testy Researchers to greet you...

Bryan,

Missy has suggested that I post a Researcher photo (taken by her
husband) for your amusement. As I am quite funny-looking, it should
satisfy your requirements quite nicely.

Here are Researchers aceresearcher-ga, missy-ga and anlon-ga on the
verge of Intercourse:
http://www.darkfriends.net/~misc/threesomecanIwatch.jpg

Now, may I get back to my blantant plagiarism of one the Masters of
French Impressionism???

ace

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Request for Answer Clarification by probonopublico-ga on 28 Mar 2003 23:50 PST

Ace, you tease ...

There's no researcher called Anlon ...

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Clarification of Answer by aceresearcher-ga on 29 Mar 2003 09:23 PST

Yes, indeedy, there IS a Researcher named Anlon-ga.

She has cleverly been lying low, watching other Researchers and
reading their Answers, waiting for her opportunity to burst
brilliantly into view in the Researcher Galaxy.

Perhaps, if you ask nicely, she will dance with you at the masked
ball.

ace

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Request for Answer Clarification by probonopublico-ga on 30 Mar 2003 02:03 PST

Hi, Ace

You're right, as always ... Anlon has indeed being lying low ... So
low that's she's completely invisible.

Anyway (as you may already know) I have posted a Question 'just for
Anlon' to try to smoke her out.

LOL

Bryan

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Clarification of Answer by aceresearcher-ga on 30 Mar 2003 11:03 PST

I have sent her a telepathic message to let her know there is a
Question posted for her...

WOW!

I am overwhelmed that three such gorgeous people would even respond to
my humble questions ...

Well, two actually ... I've never even heard of Anlon before ... Are
you sure that she is really a Researcher?

Is she going to the Masked Ball?

I hope so.

LOL

Bryan

PBP: If you laugh, and Pinkfreud does not, or vice versa, would you be
entitled to apply for a refund?  :-)

What's the difference between Americans and Englishmen? The Englishmen
believe that 100 kilometers is a long distance, and the Americans
believe that 100 years is a long time...

(Just my humble attempt to cause a smile...)

But a 100 years IS a long time, isn't it?  (I'm an American, by the way ....)

To Scriptor 
 I don't believe an Englishman even knows what 100 kilometers is. now
if you had said 62.5 miles......
redargs Kemlo

Hi Bryan 
Did you go out last night and watch the big fire.
Regarsd. Simon

Watch the Big Fire?

Who do you think started it?

Hi, Justaskcott

Please don't worry about being American, it's not your fault.

Well, yes, I suppose it is ... After all, you collectively elected
Bush, didn't you?

Ace has to make BOTH Pinky & me laugh IN UNISON and IN THE SAME KEY.

This might be touch difficult because (as you may know) Pinky is a
Baritone and I'm a colloratura soprano and neither of understand any
key.

Just want to chime in here and clairify something real quick:
After all, you collectively elected
Bush, didn't you?

The answer is no: The Americans elected Gore, remember?

So technically it is not their fault...
:)
--jld

I can't speak for Bryan, but I am certainly tickled Pink.

http://www.mortalwombat.com/Image/We_Are_Amused.jpg

Bryan I have firm evidence that when the fire started 2.00am GMT you
were still at yure computer posting qestions
ETC  Simon

neilzer

Has anyone noticed the bad design of computer keyboards today.
Whenever I place my mug of coffee on the keyboard to stir in the sugar
it will invariably topple over and slop.
My previous computer had a cup holder that slid out from the front, a
well thought out design.  My current one (an iMac) does not. Any one
any suggestions on the problem? Is it worth posting this as a qestion?

Ahah, Kemlo

So it's coffee slop that's causing all those mistakes ... Sorry, we
all thought that you couldn't spell.

Why don't you try tea, instead?

KR

B

Hi Bryan!

Anlon really is a Researcher!  She's a dear friend of mine who is
also, as timing would have it, completely inundated with teaching
requests.  As you can imagine, she's very short on time.  (This wasn't
the case when she became a Researcher, though!)

She's awesome, you'll love her!

--Missy

Hi, Missy

I'm sure that you are absolutely right, as always.

And, even if you were left or sloping across an hypotenuse (or any
other wild animal), I would never dare to suggest otherwise.

Long Live Anlon (I say) the Truly Awesome Researcher ... 

But, (dare I ask?) I wonder if you could ask her this Awesome Teacher
just to take a tiny peep at the question I directed at her?

Your Slave

Bryan