Hi Ace! This is Roger. Firstly PinkFreud tells you've got a dry throat
watching all your fellow researchers glugging down this Aussie
Chardoney.
So this question is really an introductory "shout" to let you know I
care about all of you equally; only some more equally than others.
Shades of George Orwell (I hear you suggest). Mate a funny thing just
happened. Truthfully this is exactly what happened. I was thinking I
would like to meet you; and wondering how I could go about introducing
myself and low and behold your bought something to my attention. There
I was in my old age innocence trying to help what I thought was a nice
young man out with his "shocker" of a website; and low and behold you
"expose" him as ....well not a "fraudster" ....and not a
"cheepskate"..... Let me reword this. U bought to my awareness the
fact this young man is not quite as innocent as I am. Enough said!
Anyway on reflection I'd rather buy you a drink than shout him some
FREE info he probably wouldnt listen to anyway. Anyway Ace for a
double glass of aussie Chard tell me how do tell an ace from a spade;
when you've had a drop of chardoney too much. There is one restriction
here! Two sentences only! Have a go at that one and if you ever want
to do the "Di-Thing" and bring your lunch up. Go to that young man's
site then click on the first link ya see. Mate it would make an alley
cat puke. Blue and Red reverse type print that I could not believe
when I saw it. Never mind to each his own as they say. Have a good one
and keep in touch.  From: Roger
p.s. tell pinky I still "luv" him too.

Greetings, Roger!

First of all, I want to thank you for throwing a carafe of chardonnay
in my direction.

Secondly, as you have priced this Question too high, I fear that you
are going to get a LOT more than 2 sentences. Tough patootie. You're
going to have to deal with it.

Thirdly, as an "ace" myself, regardless of the inordinately large
quantity of chardonnay which I may or may not have consumed tonight
(an' ahll niver tell!), I can *still* distinguish between an Ace and a
Spade:
The Spade has a REALLY long handle.

Fourthly, I really MUST insist that you cease posting remarks
regarding another Customer's website. Said person has been quite a
nice Customer here for us, and has genuinely solicited assistance in
improving said website (which I rather like, myself). Cease, else I
shall have to whap you upside the head with aforementioned Spade. I
have quite a lovely flower bed out in front of my cottage, that is in
dire need of a dose of bone meal fertilizer. If you catch my meaning.

Fifthly, Pinkfreud is in actuality quite a lovely young redheaded
woman, who greatly resembles this young woman
http://razoredge.home.sprynet.com/voices01.jpg ,
except that Pinkfreud is prettier.

Finally, as I have totally refused to follow any of your instructions,
my advice to you is "tell it to my mother". I never listened to her,
either.

Regards,

aceresearcher

Ace, now are you sure that was chardoney you consumed and not
something else?
Hi Ace thanks for and excellent answer. I'm just rushing to finalize a
a few matters before close of business here where I am right now.
Luved ya answer but I'm not so sure I believe everything you said
about pinyky. Catch up with ya later Cheers from Roger

My, Roger!

If that's how you reward insolence, I am sure that I can get even cheekier!

Thank you VERY much for the Excellent Rating and the Generous Tip!

ace