This question is for Ace Only!
How can I believe you when you tell me PinkFreud is a girl? I saw the
nice pic you showed me. But that was "virtual". Many tricks have been
played on unsuspecting newbies to g/a like me. (so I have heard from
Brian) I mean you could tell me that Brian was actually an animated
cartoon and that in reality he is only virtual. I really have no way
of telling if you are being truthful to me or not. So as long or as
short as you like convince me you are sincere, honest and totally
truthful at all times. By the way I purposefully left you off my
special "Cherio" list for being "insolent" to me yesterday. So please
dont misbehave anymore or I will ask Pinky to replace your original
brain with that of an Australian Crocodile. This "drink" has gotta
last ya till I get to Dublin. Cheers from Roger

Hello again, Roger!

The Answer to your Question, Roger, is that you CAN'T believe me. Can
anyone so insolent possibly be trustworthy? I think NOT.

However, as Pinkfreud is quite a strict disciplinarian, I CAN assure
you that the information I have provided about her is true. I have a
standing policy to try not to piss off Pinkfreud. Believe me, you
DON'T want to meet her in a dark alley after you have made her angry.

I pointed your Question out to Pink, and asked her how I should
respond, and she said:

"This guy is getting to be a bit cheeky, ain't he? 

I do have proof that I am female, but I am sitting on it right now, so
good ol' Roger will just have to take my word on the matter."

When I asked Pink if I could quote her on this, her reply was:
"Most certainly you may quote me. But pictures are gonna cost extra."

So... for incontrovertible proof of Pink's gender (and of her
disciplinaristic tendencies) I recommend that you post a Question
addressed to her, requesting pictures of her (the higher your fee, the
better you'll get). I might suggest that you specify the one with the
whip and leather attire, as that one is my personal favorite.

As far as asking Pink to replace my original brain with that of an
Australian Crocodile, you are FAR too late. I have already been given
a lifetime supply of specialty products from this site:
http://www.bullshipped.com/products.php

Before Rating my Answer, don't bother posting a Request for
Clarification, as none shall be forthcoming.

As always, I thank you for requesting me specifically, as I do enjoy
the barbed repartée.

Regards,

ace

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Clarification of Answer by aceresearcher-ga on 01 Apr 2003 12:51 PST

By the way, Bryan is in reality only a cartoon:

http://web.archive.org/web/20020615145509/http://teachpol.tcnj.edu/amer_pol_hist/fi/0000011c.jpg

Ace In ockerland we would call you a raving loonatic! Friendly,
luvable, certainly witty and showing some signs of grey matter but
nonetheles a stark raving loonatic. Tell u what I'm gunna do. I'm
having troubles figuring out how I can shout Brian a drink. Poor
bastard's got thorat rot from watching you lot guzzle all this virtual
Chardoney I've been splashing around. So I'm gunna shout u a cuppla
glasses and somehow ya gotta get one to him. It can be done virtually
but as long as he gets it. I gotta run. It's been a great week and I
absolutely pi**ed my laughing at the Shit Box site. That was actually
for real. I thought for a moment you had set it all up. But I followed
it right through to the card swipe. Catch up with yez all from Dublin
in a week or 3.
over and out (I will be when I hit that business class seat for 27
hours!)
from: Roger

Hi Roger,

I can tell you for sure that Pinky is certainly not 'a girl' nor even
'a Sheila' (in Aussie lingo).

She is decidedly a lady.

And a truly delightful one ...

Even though she ignored me when I passed through Tulsa.

But that's my life story...

Always unlucky.

KR

Bryan

probonopublico you old smoothie ;)

Roger,

Please note that I was only having a larf with Ace when I insinuated
that I would be willing to post naughty photos of myself in return for
a fee.

While I may occasionally bare my soul, the rest of me will remain
tastefully clothed.

~Pink

Roger, could anyone but a female have come up with such a savvy name?  ;)

Don't let 'em fool you.  Pink is a runnaway from the Vienna Boy's
choir.  That's why the high voice.  Also check out the surplice and
cassok hanging in "her" closet.  It still has the bubble gum stuck to
it from sitting in the wrong seat in the choir loft at the Cathedral
of Vienna.  Hence, the nickname "pink."

By the way, did you know that today is April 1st.

cheers
digs

It's a shame how my dear colleagues try to fool you. I will tell you
the plain truth: Pinkfreud is actually The King, Elvis Presley. But
don't tell anybody about it ... it's a secret, you know?

Greetings,
Scriptor (aka Buddy Holly)

Scriptor,

Thank you, thank you verra much.

~Pink