Hi, Pinky

Thanks to your advice, I am now the proud owner of Photoshop 7!

However, I am having problems with the installation.

The disk that they've sent has a larger diameter and is thinner than
those that I am used to. It looks more like those I have in my music
library. I've tried it in my hi-fi but without getting a peep.

I think I might have to stick with my old graphics program after all.
It may be 20 years old but it's certainly got something.

Or, is now the time to upgrade from my beloved Commodore?

Yours anxiously

Bryan

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Request for Question Clarification by pinkfreud-ga on 07 Apr 2003 22:27 PDT

Bryan,

Perhaps the problem here is that you are unfamiliar with the CD-ROM
feature of your computer, which is often mistaken for a handy
Yorkshire terrier caddy or for a cup-holder.

The disk that contains Photoshop 7 should be placed into a "tray" that
looks somewhat like this one:

http://www.jvc-victor.co.jp/pro/library/products/cdrom/image/capa/tray.jpg

If you are currently using this "tray" as a dog roost or beverage
holder, be sure to remove the dog or beverage before positioning the
disk.

If your computer has no such tray, or if it says "C-64" or "VIC-20"
anywhere on the packaging, it is possible that you may need to upgrade
your system somewhat. ;-)

~Pink

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Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 07 Apr 2003 23:07 PDT

Hi, Pinky

I've never seen a tray such as you pictured.

The only tray I can find is my dinner tray which is rectangular and it
appears to be much larger.

Anyway, the disky thing fitted in it beautifully and I have stuck in
place with a blob of treacle.

It looks really nice and, having pondered deeply, I have decided not
to upgrade my beloved C-64.

Kindest regards

PB

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Request for Question Clarification by pinkfreud-ga on 07 Apr 2003 23:12 PDT

The problem with the treacly installation that you describe is that
such fixatives tend to attract ants, and no one wants to use software
that has bugs in it. ;-)

Perhaps a chunk of sugar-free bubblegum will do the trick. I am
certain that I saw Pierce Brosnan using some high-tech bubblegummish
substance in such a way in one of the James Bond flicks. Of course, it
exploded shortly afterward, but it was nice and sticky while it
lasted.

~Pink

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Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 07 Apr 2003 23:28 PDT

Oh, dear ...

I'm beginning to doubt if I shall ever get the hang of these darned
computers.

And I am now wondering if the salesman from whom I bought my C-64 was
telling me the truth. He said that it was 'future proof' and would
last me a lifetime ...

But, now, you have got me worried.

Oh, please post an Answer quickly, as I am now hot on the trail of the
impostor ...

I am almost sure that she (for I am always being pursued by shes) is
working for Saddam Hussain. It's the same woman whom Sherlock Holmes
had the run in with; and Perry Mason; and Ellery Queen; and Superman.

Kindest regards

Bryan

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Request for Question Clarification by pinkfreud-ga on 08 Apr 2003 05:10 PDT

Oh, dear. If you are being pursued by the same woman who bedeviled
Sherlock Holmes, the obvious suggestion would be that Irene Adler is
after you.

However, my suspicion is that your nemesis is Holmes's old adversary:
that mistress of disguise, Professor Mary Arty. ;-)

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Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 08 Apr 2003 07:08 PDT

Hi, Pinky

Many thanks for your Quest for Clarification.

So, Professor Mary Arty is to blame is she?

It was as I suspected.

Kindest regards

Bryan

It sounds like, instead of sending you an installation disk, they have
mistakenly enclosed one of the famous Adobe Christmas tree ornaments.
To determine if this is the case, use tape to affix a piece of string
to the printed side of the ornament. Using the string, dangle the disk
in the air with the shiny side facing you. If several hours pass
without you realizing it, you do indeed have the Christmas tree
ornament. Many people find this item more useful and entertaining than
actually using Photoshop and/or a computer, but, if you still want the
software, I recommend calling Adobe technical support and explaining
your situation to them. I'm sure they will understand.

BTW, this item may also be of use with your cat problem.

- Hammer

Dear 2-LL'd Probonopubllico:

Are you live or Memorex?

PLEASE NOTE:

The comment made by probonopubllico (Note the two 'L's) has been
reported to the Editors.

It was certainly not made by me.

I am sorry for any offence caused.

Hi, Hammer

This is really me, this time.

I did truly appreciate your comment.

Regards

Bryan

I have this message for 'probonopubllico':

Two L with you.

~pinkfreud

Dear Bryan,

Thank you for your concern about offending me, but that comment from
"hammer" was not made by me. There is some peculiar individual on GA
perpetrating identity theft. English is not my first language, but I
think he calls himself "For Public Freedom". I believe him to be some
kind of radical activist. I'd watch out for this person and, under no
circumstances should you take his advice regarding Photoshop or cats.
Both will get you into trouble.

You can tell the comments that are actually authored by me by the
complete lack of any hint of intelligence or humor. I hope this helps
to clear up the confusion.

Best regards,

- Hamer

Probonopublico,

In looking around this morning, I now see that "Double-L" is not you
impersonating yourself for fun, as I originally thought from just
reading this set of comments. I hope my earlier response doesn't muddy
the waters for your tracking of this imposter!

- Hammer