Some possible answers to why Tomault can’t get a job or a girlfriend include:
1) Tomault is homosexual.
2) Tomault has a behavioral problem.
3) Tomault doesn’t want a job or a girlfriend.
4) Tomault has no employable skills.
5) Tomault’s time is too occupied with adventures, excursions, travel to
exotic far away places like Tazmania, or Kalamazoo, Michigan. Of course, this
would imply that Tomault was independently wealthy and therefore wouldn’t need
a job, and if that was the case it most likely wouldn’t be hard to find a
girlfriend, but it is a possibility.
Finding a job can be hard! With a volatile economy like the one we are
currently in, many companies are laying off, NOT hiring. Company’s earnings
are lower than they have been in the past few years and those hiring can afford
to be choosier than they had been historically. With more competition than
ever, Tomault needs all the help he can get to find a job. Here are some good
links to help Tomault find a job, if he chooses to:
Career Writers – Strategic Interviewing
http://www.careerwriters.com/whyyoucant.html
Interviewing Success
http://www.collegegrad.com/intv/index.shtml
Here are some good places to start looking for a job, if Tomault would like to
pursue obtaining one:
Career Builder
http://www.careerbuilder.com
Monster
http://www.monster.com
Flip Dog
http://www.flipdog.com
Hot Jobs
http://www.hotjobs.com
Space Jobs
http://www.spacejobs.com/
International Jobs
http://www.overseasjobs.com/
A last resort – work for the government:
http://www.usajobs.opm.gov/
Similarly, getting a girlfriend is no walk in the park either! Women
throughout the ages have been known to be challenging, to say the least. Most
have high expectations and don’t want an unemployed boyfriend. But there is
hope! Our searches conclude that there are multiple helpful sites dealing with
this very question:
10 Tips on Getting a Girlfriend
http://www.duke.edu/~kt2/tips/girlfriend.htm
10 Steps to Get a Girlfriend
http://www.webspawner.com/users/lilvietball3rpage/
Romantica – Online Matchmaking
http://www.one-and-only.com/menu1.htm?AssociateID=47921
Friend Finder
http://guest.friendfinder.com/cgi-bin/public/page.cgi?start=1&pid=p15980
Socially Inept
http://www.sociallyinept.com/
Laurie’s Love Logic
http://www.laurieslovelogic.com/
Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend – Statistical Analysis
http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
Perhaps Tomault is (now) suffering from depression, low self-esteem, or a
psychological disorder. If that is the case, please seek professional medical
help.
Most likely, however, Tomault is an exceptional man who has not yet found a job
worthy enough of his expertise, nor has he found a woman good enough to be his
girlfriend.
Search terms used:
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