Obviously, as Noah lived to over 700 years, he knew the recipe.

And, as you seem to know everything, I bet you know it, too.

Non-smoker? Aerobics? Low-fat diet? No dairy products? Dr Atkins? Ginseng? ... 

Or all of these?

Bryan,

Here is a recipe that I am told was engraved upon the 11th stone
tablet that Moses dropped as he walked down the mountain. ;-)

PEOPLE SOUP

Using finest ingredients, begin
with 2 garden-fresh humans. Marinate in
bitter wine slowly (several months is best.)
Slice cleanly through the breast
once or twice to let the sting of wine
enter deep.
Always keep
chilled, separated so the fine
distinct flavors cannot mingle,
nor wish they were not single.

Many years pass, and lo!
At the back of the fridge you find them so
tender, ah, a marinade made in heaven,
rising without leaven,
basting themselves.
Take them gently from the shelves;
lift the Tupper-lids gently, so a whiff,
a tiny sniff
of each
shall reach
the other.
Then whoa! Watch out, mother!
The recipe runs wild, 
and has a Julia child!
The humans, still juicy, but now well-aged,
bubble beyond their bowls, blending
wild gamy tastes with old spice.
Oh, and it sure smells nice
right from the Frigidaire
I swear
it would take too long to heat it.
Let's eat it
now. Today.
Okay?

Hi, Pinky

Many thanks ... I will try it out soonest.

I rather liked Chellphill's link but I need $100 to get started and
also an understanding of Russian to create some 'Web Money'.

I knew that you would know.

Kindest reagrds

Bryan

Well, of course you could try the Scottish solution, Uisge Beatha =
water of life (Glenmorangie matured in port casks is my own favoured
elixir).  At least you'll have a happy life, if not a
record-breakingly long one.
However, I don't think Pink will agree with my suggestion, since
whisky seems to leave her far from "in the pink" ;)
http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220839

Hi, Tehuti

Many thanks for your suggestion.

However, I have been unable to find any reference to Noah sailing up
the Clyde, so I suspect that you have been taken in by some clever
marketing.

However, if you show me your Search Strategy and the links (St
Andrews?), I will gladly take your advice on board (the Ark, of
course).

Rgds

Bryan

Try an exlusively raw food diet. Aboslutely incredible results.
Check out http://www.rawfoods.com for a good starting reference point
and I'd recommend the book The Sunfood Diet Healing System by David
Wolfe.
I'm mostly raw and it really works in keeping me young, strong and
healthy. I'm 38 but most people think I'm in my 20's!

-john

Hi, John

You could be right!

How many animals cook their food?

And Noah probably didn't have a modern galley in his boat.

Which reminds me of a guy I took to a restaurant and he ordered 'Steak
Tartare, Well Done' ... and he wasn't joking.

Rgds

Bryan

http://www.elixir-of-life.narod.ru/indexeng.htm
Russian Scientists Find Recipe for Elixir of Life
(even has before/after photos of one test subject!)

Wow, thanks for the five stars and the five dollars! I think I'll use
the tip to buy some Botox for the Brain. Last time I had an MRI scan,
I noticed that my brain was all old and wrinkly-looking. I bet I'll
think younger thoughts once I get it smoothed out. ;-)

~Pink