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Worst lover of all time?
Category: Relationships and Society > Romance Asked by: mccook-ga List Price: $10.00 |
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09 Jul 2003 20:21 PDT
Expires: 08 Aug 2003 20:21 PDT Question ID: 227263 |
Not -- I hasten to add -- the most wanton, cruel or indifferent, but specifically the most ambitious but inept, well intentioned but bumbling, or solicitous but dull. This may encompass wooings at balconies, strivings in the bedroom and attempts at gift giving and poetry writing; you may, of course, go beyond any of these categories to make your case. I'm looking for the widest imaginable gap between effort and effect (or result). To prevent suicides and lawsuits, the candidate must be dead at least a decade and his or her romantic bungling should be backed by hard (or not so hard) evidence. Who does the world say tried the most passionately and failed the most dismally? |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: cryptica-ga on 09 Jul 2003 21:26 PDT |
I vote for Victorian writer & critic JOHN RUSKIN. On his wedding night he was so freaked out by the sight of his wife's pubic hair, the marriage was never consummated. (Up 'til then he'd never seen an actual nude woman. Only paintings and statues with smooth, un-hairy genitals.) |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: delicon-ga on 09 Jul 2003 21:37 PDT |
While I was researching a novel a few years back, I came across a story you might like. It is a sad, very believable story, though I can offer you no proof, since the story teller is certainly dead and the subjects have both been dead longer than I decade. I was setting my novel in the 1940s and it revolved around a family with 2 children and a drunk for a mother. I needed some material to flesh out my parents. So using a connection at a VA hospital, I set up a couple interviews with a few patients. I went to see Mr. Gensch, but was sad to see him sound asleep when I arrived. Just as I turned to walk out of the room his wife entered. After explaining my situation and the appointment I had setup with her husband she ushered me into the lounge and told me about her mother and father. Neither the mother nor the father got on very well together. Father felt as though all mother did was sleep and drink. Mother just wanted for father to stop trying to get her to stop drinking. Mrs. Gensch mentioned that father earned a decent wage at a factory making chairs and tables, but due to the habits of mother (stealing money for alcohol, breaking household items, selling items off) they did not live very well at all. Mrs. Gensch and her sister were very upset about the family situation. Her mother was a drunk, her dad was always at work, and her brother was in jail. The two girls approached father and pleaded with him to fix the situation. He promised to do so. Mrs. Gensch said that she never did understand the logic behind her fathers attempt to fix things, but she explained it like this. Father came home with a bottle of Black Label Johnnie Walker Scotch (a nice 12 year old scotch), one red rose, and one white rose. Mother was no where to be found, which was not unusual. He placed the roses in a glass on the counter and hid the whiskey in the stove! I asked Mrs. Gensch why the stove? She explained that mother had alcohol hidden all through the house and thought that father figured there was no way she would find it on accident in the stove. Later that night Mrs. Gensch was woken by a terrible scream. She ran in the kitchen with father and her sister to find mother lying on the floor bleeding and crying. Father grabbed mother and rushed her to the hospital. What happened was mother came home and the kitchen was cold, so she threw open the over door and turned it up (my family used to heat our kitchen with an open stove as well). She poured herself a drink and sat at the table. The bottle heated up, exploded, and threw a large piece of glass out catching mother in the cheek. Mrs. Gensch said her mother, who at the time was a beautiful woman, was terribly scars after. The family never did rightly recover from the mishap. Hope this helps, sorry this comment is so ragtag, but I have to run. Let me know if you need more clarification, I will dig out my notes and find more detail. Vern |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: pinkfreud-ga on 09 Jul 2003 21:39 PDT |
For sheer ineptness, it's hard to beat Miles Standish, who was reticent to court Priscilla Mullens himself, and asked his friend John Alden to do the wooing in his behalf. Priscilla ended up marrying John. http://www.iamoconf.xroads.net/Globetrotter3/6Colonies/priscillam.htm |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: stressedmum-ga on 10 Jul 2003 06:10 PDT |
Oh dear, I hate even remembering about this poor couple I heard about from a friend who worked in an emergency ward. They were a young couple whose culture dictated that although living in London in the late 1970s, their marriage had to be arranged and they were both very accepting of this and eager to make it work, as you do. Not many days after the wedding, the young wife was brought in with great pain in her abdominal region. Upon examination, her belly button and surrounding area was bruised, swollen, infected and very, very sore. When asked what on earth had happened, it turned out that although keen to consummate their marriage, neither one had any idea on 'how things were done' and they assumed that sexual relations took place via the belly button. Ouch. Doesn't bear thinking about, does it? Happily, a few things were explained to them, they apparently practised diligently and produced a couple of children in the ensuing couple of years. |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: politicalguru-ga on 22 Jul 2003 11:33 PDT |
Stressed Mom, I wonder if this is an urban legend, since I heard it in another part of the world. |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: pinkfreud-ga on 22 Jul 2003 11:37 PDT |
I, too, heard the "navel destroyer" tale in another part of the world. The version of the story that I encountered was supposed to have happened to a couple of hillbillies from the Ozark Mountains in western Arkansas. |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: politicalguru-ga on 25 Jul 2003 06:29 PDT |
I thought of a candidate, but I guess he doesn't fit the description of people who are already dead. Imagine a very famous person, admitting in his recently published autobiography, that he slept with hoards of women. However, this person is single at the moment. Do the math: - Slept with about thousand women (according to his accounts). - Very rich, and a celeb, which means that staying true to him would be, even according to "rational choice" calculations, a good idea. - None of these thousands stayed too long with him. |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: politicalguru-ga on 04 Aug 2003 00:12 PDT |
To add to the list, the Guardian have picked their worst lovers: Simon Jeffery. "Fifteen ways to leave your lover " THE GUARDIAN, July 29, 2003 http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1008140,00.html |
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Re: Worst lover of all time?
From: stressedmum-ga on 19 Aug 2003 17:46 PDT |
You're kidding? You heard this too? Gosh, you can't believe anything you hear, can you? To be honest, I am actually relieved that it's an urban legend. It was too awful to contemplate. |
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