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Q: 2B ( Answered 5 out of 5 stars,   4 Comments )
Subject: 2B
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: probonopublico-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 06 Aug 2003 23:23 PDT
Expires: 05 Sep 2003 23:23 PDT
Question ID: 240986
Or not?
Subject: Re: 2B
Answered By: missy-ga on 07 Aug 2003 00:08 PDT
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:"

Of course it's the question.  No one comes to Google Answers without a
question!  But what's so great about both states of "being"?

To be

--giant cups of coffee
--cool job
--interesting customers
--fuzzy black cats
--cow slippers
  --on the rocks, with lime and salt, if you please
--thunderstorms on a summer evening
--hot dogs
  --with onions, cheese and chili
  --at Morimoto!
--the internet
--live music
--red roses
--white lilies
--small, giggling children
--big foofy blankets
--dear friends

Not to be

--always dark, perfect for sleeping
--peace and quiet
--no telemarketers
--don't have to get up for work
--no bills
--no snow
--long nap
--now you own a farm
--did I mention peace and quiet?

"To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream"

Mmm...sleep...dreams...I think I hear my pillow calling me, beckoning
me to the realm of the Lord Shaper...Morpheus...the Dream King...

Good night, and sweet slumber.


Request for Answer Clarification by probonopublico-ga on 07 Aug 2003 00:26 PDT
The records are a-tumbling ...

The fastest ever answer ...

The fastest ever 5 stars ...

And you manage to sleep through it all.

I'd like to bet that you were in bed when Lincoln was assassinated.

Clarification of Answer by missy-ga on 07 Aug 2003 11:43 PDT
You Brits and your weird timezone!  It was very, very late here, and
definitely time for a good snooze!

And Tequila..well, it might be bad for my health, but it's certainly
good for the health of those around me!
probonopublico-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $2.00

How can you go to bed at this time?

By my watch, it's 8.20 a.m. and it's a lovely sunny day.

It's also a HISTORIC DAY because (I think) you have just answered the
shortest question ever posted ... and you've got it right

Have a Tequila on me but please no salt ... Haven't you heard? It's
bad for you.

Kindest regards


Subject: Re: 2B
From: feilong-ga on 06 Aug 2003 23:31 PDT
THIS is a query.
Subject: Re: 2B
From: stressedmum-ga on 07 Aug 2003 06:35 PDT
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, 
I'll do a sketch of thee
What pencil shall I use,
2B or not 2B?

(Spike Milligan)
Subject: Re: 2B
From: googel-ga on 07 Aug 2003 12:52 PDT
good 2B pencil or not?
Subject: Re: 2B
From: pinkfreud-ga on 07 Aug 2003 13:53 PDT
Let's not forget the immortal words of the hippie Hamlet:

"Doobie or not doobie?
 That is the... um... uh... the rest is silence."

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