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Subject: Nobody Answered my Questions
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: megagaga-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 10 Aug 2003 03:43 PDT
Expires: 09 Sep 2003 03:43 PDT
Question ID: 242065
I have 'expired' four questions (241056, 241321, 241433, 241465)
because nobody answered them. (Sob)

Was it because I hadn't set the prices high enough?
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Subject: Re: Nobody Answered my Questions
Answered By: joseleon-ga on 10 Aug 2003 04:30 PDT
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
 
Hello, megagaga:

  Well, maybe a high tip promise on each question would be required to
incentivate us, I think 200$ it's not enough to get the information
you want.

Those questions require a lot of research to be done and the most
important, a lot of imagination and sense of humour, which none of us
have, in fact we are not human, we are bots, we are a secret
experiment of google, but please, don't tell it to anyone.

Now seriously:

Although english is not my mother's language and I have some problems
to catch some of your jokes, believe me, you are really great! But I
don't think any professional researcher (that is, all of us) will
answer such questions, because are very high priced and could be
dangerous if you decide to refund.

I suggest next time to include a short paragraph like this:

"Hey! Don't be frightened to answer this question, I'm just looking a
bit of fun!!"

or

"I'm rich, I'm damn rich and I would like to help some poor
researchers, c'mon, answer this question!!!"

If you do, be sure I will do my best to provide an answer...

Search strategy

none
://www.google.com/search?q=none&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=es&lr=

not needed
://www.google.com/search?hl=es&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=not+needed&lr=

megaga
://www.google.com/search?hl=es&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=megagaga&lr=

money is not a problem
://www.google.com/search?hl=es&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=money+is+not+a+problem&lr=

Regards.

Request for Answer Clarification by megagaga-ga on 10 Aug 2003 09:59 PDT
Hey, Hang on a minute ...

You answered this question ...

So, why didn't YOU answer the others?

(By the way, I am just a poor student.)

Clarification of Answer by joseleon-ga on 10 Aug 2003 10:11 PDT
Hi!:
  I have answered this question because is a 2$ one!! Where is that
university located?, I would like to study there!! ;-)

Regards and see you soon.
megagaga-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $2.00
Aha! Non-inglese?

Como esta Usted?

Yo soy studente a la Universidad de l'Absurdistan et votre answero es
muy bueno pour moi.

Dankeshoen und Bitteshoen 

Obrigado

Meg

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