sources of quality whimsical one-liners suitable for sending to
friends as occasional text messages. e.g. once you've seen one out of
town shopping centre you've seen a mall; is a chicken crossing the
road poultry in motion?

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Clarification of Question by trellis-ga on 23 Sep 2003 04:14 PDT

tlsspiegel gave the best one. can you pu them all in an answer and i'll close

http://www.hubbards.co.nz/clipboard/clipboard59/59-4.htm

trellis...

Try:
http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/

http://www.dogquotes.com/dogsayings.htm

http://www.amusingquotes.com/

http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/quotes/

http://www.funnydesigns.com/funnyquotes.htm

There are thousands of 'em here:

http://www.taglinesgalore.com/