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Subject:
Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
Category: Health > Men's Health Asked by: probonopublico-ga List Price: $2.00 |
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29 Sep 2003 05:57 PDT
Expires: 04 Oct 2003 05:46 PDT Question ID: 261157 |
Thanks to the Sublime One, I have now seen a representation of the man who I assume may have been one of my ancestors. http://tonesintotreasures.homestead.com/files/Methuselah.html But where & when did he die? Is there a tombstone? Or maybe a death mask? And what was his deathbed scene like, and how many turned up? Who was his doctor and had his family been concerned about his health? | |
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Re: Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
From: digsalot-ga on 29 Sep 2003 06:35 PDT |
I found the posted link to be very helpful. I have lived my long life by sticking strictly to the four basic food groups and I consume them in balance on a daily basis. They are the Four Cs. Caffein, Chocolate, Crunchy and Chewy Live long - live well digs |
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Re: Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
From: scriptor-ga on 29 Sep 2003 07:23 PDT |
With all due respect, my learned friend digsalot: The true four basic food groups one should consume on a daily basis are, actually, the Four Bs: Beer, Bratwurst, Brezel, Blueberry Cake. I call it the "Central European Nutrition Philosophy". Scriptor |
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Re: Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
From: justaskscott-ga on 29 Sep 2003 07:27 PDT |
I believe his deathbed scene was a party worthy of the man: chocolate and 8 bottles of champagne! (Perhaps 7 of his closest friends turned up. Noah was elsewhere, gathering animals and ranting about the end of the world.) "Methuselah, Methusalem" Food Reference Website http://www.foodreference.com/html/fmethuselah.html |
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Re: Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
From: sublime1-ga on 29 Sep 2003 09:07 PDT |
Bryan... According to this webpage from Foundations for Freedom, Methuselah died 1656 years after the beginning of the world, just before the big flood: http://www.foundationsforfreedom.net/References/OT/Pentateuch/Genesis/05Flood/Genesis05Chart.html According to another page from the same site, his name was an omen of the impending 'judgment by flood': http://www.foundationsforfreedom.net/References/OT/Pentateuch/Genesis/05Flood/Genesis05Flood1.html And, according to this page, Dr. McCoy of the starship Enterprise was the last to see him alive: http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/hoskins/85/ep-76.htm |
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Re: Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
From: probonopublico-ga on 29 Sep 2003 09:27 PDT |
Many thanks for the various insights .... However, I am rather dubious about Justaskscott's claim that Methuselah slurped champagne on his deathbed. (Interestly, Justaskscott failed to give his 'Search Strategy' or even the mandatory disclaimer.) My own belief is that champagne was invented by Leslie Caron (Remember Gigi?)or, at least, somebody a little bit French. |
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Re: Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
From: hlabadie-ga on 29 Sep 2003 09:29 PDT |
From the diary of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson-in-law Shem (Noah's son), we know that Methuselah in the year 920 After Creation was suffering from asthma and had poor dental hygiene, probably from drinking too much tea and coffee and smoking too much. We also know that he traveled with his own personal physician. We can't conclude anything from that, however: he might have been an hypochondriac. Extract from Shem's diary of 920 A.C. Methuselah was here again today. While he isn't the oldest person in the world, he is the oldest distinguished person in it, and because of that peculiar supremacy, he is regarded with awe by everybody; and wherever he appears the riotings cease and silence falls upon the multitude, and they uncover and salute him with slavish reverence as he passes by, murmuring to each other, "Look at him--there he goes--'most a thousand years old--used to know Adam, they say." He is a vain old creature, and anybody can see how it gratifies him, though he dodders along with his nose in the air and a simpering cakewalk gait, pretending to be pondering some great matter profoundly, and letting on that he doesn't know anything is happening. I know from certain things I have noticed, that he is of a jealous disposition; envious, too. Perhaps I ought not to say this, for I am related to him by marriage, my wife is his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter, or something along there, and indeed I wouldn't say it in public, but I think there can be no harm in my saying it in the privacy of my diary, which is merely the same as saying it to myself. He is jealous about this Ark, I am quite sure of it. Jealous because he wasn't asked to build it instead of Father. The Ark is such a wonder to all the nations around that it raised Father from obscurity to world-wide fame, and Methuselah is jealous of that. At first, people used to say, "Noah?--pray who is Noah?"--but now they come miles to get his autograph. It makes Methuselah tired. He doesn't doesn't have to sit up nights doing autographs, but we do. All of us--the whole eight; for Father can't do them all, nor even a tenth of them, his hand being old and stiff. Methuselah has a most unpleasant disposition. I think he is never happy except when he is making other people uncomfortable. He always speaks of my brothers and me and our wives as "the children." He does it because he sees that it hurts our feelings. One day Japheth timidly ventured to remind him that we were men and women. You could have heard him scoff a mile! And he closed his eyes in a kind of ecstasy of scorn, and he puckered his withered lips, exposing his yellow fangs and the gaps between them and hacked out a dry odious laugh with an asthmatic cough mixed with it and said, "Men and women--the likes of you! Pray, how old are you venerable relics?" "Our wives are nearly eighty, and of us I am the youngest and I was a hundred last spring." "Eighty, dear me ! a hundred, dear me! And married! dear, dear, dear! You cradle-rubbish! You rag dolls! Married! In my young days nobody would ever have thought of such a thing as children getting married. It's monstrous!" Japheth started to remind him that more than one of the patriarchs had married in early youth, but he wouldn't listen! This is just his way; if you catch him out with an argument that he can't answer, he raises his voice and shouts you down, and the only thing you can do is to shut your mouth and drop the matter. It won't do to dispute with him; it would be considered a scandal, and irreverent. At least it would not do for us boys to talk back. Neither us nor anybody else. Except the surgeon. The surgeon isn't afraid of him, and hasn't any reverence, anyway. The surgeon says a man is just a man, and his being a thousand years old doesn't make him any more than a man. (Translation by Mark Twain from the Adam Family papers, and published in Letters from the Earth.) hlabadie-ga |
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Re: Methuselah: Where & When did he die?
From: justaskscott-ga on 29 Sep 2003 10:12 PDT |
Disclaimer: Comments provided on Google Answers are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional Biblical interpretation. If you need expert Biblical exigesis, you should consult your local cleric of choice. Search strategy - Searched Google for: methuselah methuselah champagne "methuselah was very very old" [Actually, I didn't try the last search, though perhaps I should ....] Okay, so maybe it wasn't champagne. But those Biblicals sure loved their fermented grape. And with 969 years to kill, a wine connoisseur is bound to experiment with new grapes and winemaking techniques. So, it's quite plausible that Methuselah did invent champagne. (My belief is that the idea was swept away by the Flood -- he never got a chance to tell Noah -- and was accidentally rediscovered by Leslie Caron or Pepe Le Pew.) |
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