What do you get when you cross a technologically-challenged Geek
Wannabe with a very simple computer program?

A. A person who wants to take an axe to her CPU

B. A person who wants to scream because she is so frustrated

C. A person who is not afraid to look dumb and dumber by reaching out to
someone more technologically gifted

D. All of the above

Good Morning Journalist,

And thank you for your question.

The answer of course is D – all of the above [plus a whole lot of
other things.]

 I see however that you have used the terms “technologically gifted”
and “Knowledge_Seeker-ga” in the same post which leads me to believe
that perhaps your woman versus [unnamed Microsoft product that starts
with W] battle has left you mildly delirious.

I am glad however that I was able to talk you down from your axe-laden
rage and that your computer and its contents will live to see another
day. I would hate to think that your current literary endeavor might
never be brought to light due to the simple problem of margins of
error.

Again, thank you and enjoy your day!

-K~

An excellent answer...as per usual!   :)

Thank you. :-)  K~