Find the poem recited by a "vertically challenged" woman in an episode
of "Married with Children".

It is called something like "Ode to my Ovaries" or "Ode to my Eggs",
and I think it begins with "My eggs, my eggs".

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Clarification of Question by arsenic-ga on 01 Dec 2003 18:46 PST

Oops... Include "horizontally gifted" to the description of the woman.
(Trying to keep up with the "politically correct" terms aren't easy;-)

I gave this a try, and couldn't find this ovarian ode.

Had a good chuckle at your "vertically challenged" and "horizontally
gifted" descriptions.

Did this woman have any diagonal characteristics of note? :-D

I only know which show it is. Its where Marcy and here feministic
friends charge the strip club. Instead of dancing women theres an
unpretty, older woman performing on the stage. The first lines are:
"My eggs, my eggs, above my legs ..."