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Subject: DROPPED ON MY HEAD
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: yesmam-ga
List Price: $5.00
Posted: 03 Dec 2003 15:06 PST
Expires: 02 Jan 2004 15:06 PST
Question ID: 283247
Do you know how people joke around when they say or do somethimg
stupid, they say, "Well, it's because I was dropped on my head as an
infant." Do you know of any documented cases of this in real life and
what could possibly happen if you really dropped a baby on its head?
No, I don't have kids.
Thanks,
Yesmam
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Subject: Re: DROPPED ON MY HEAD
Answered By: pinkfreud-ga on 03 Dec 2003 16:13 PST
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
 
The dropping of infants can cause some serious problems. Unlike cats,
babies don't tend to land on their feet, and head injuries often
result from falls. Younger infants are the most likely to be dropped,
and it is not uncommon for major medical care to be required as a
result. This article provides some hard data on the subject:

University of Pennsylvania: STUDY REVEALS HOUSEHOLD FALLS MAY PRODUCE
MORE SEVERE BRAIN INJURIES IN INFANTS THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT
http://www.seas.upenn.edu/whatsnew/brain-injuries.html

Another good article which gives some interesting statistics:

"The vast majority of injuries among infants are due to falls,
Canadian researchers reported Monday. What's more, nearly 22% of
injuries are severe enough to require major medical care...

Infants most often fell from furniture - 38 percent of falls. Fifteen
percent of falls occurred when a baby was dropped by a caregiver.
Falling down stairs, falling while in car seats or falling while in a
child walker also were major causes of injury, according to the
report... newborns to two-month-olds were much more likely to fall as
a result of being dropped, whereas falls from furniture occurred more
often among babies between 3 and 11 months old."

Cedars-Sinai Health Systme: Study shows falls leading cause of infant injury 
http://12.31.13.115/HealthNews/reuters/NewsStory0407200311.htm

Here is the Canadian study to which the above article refers:

Pediatrics: Injuries Experienced by Infant Children: A
Population-Based Epidemiological Analysis
http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/full/111/4/e365

This is anecdotal information, but I thought a true story might be of
interest to you: in 1954, my 6-day-old brother was leaving the
hospital with the family. This was a very active, squirmy baby. As my
father walked down the hospital steps toward the parking lot, he
dropped the kid, who then rolled down half a flight of concrete
stairs, coming to rest on the sidewalk. From the sound of his
squalling, it was obvious that my brother was very annoyed by this,
but the doctors couldn't find any evidence that there was any actual
injury. For the rest of his life, every time my brother said or did
anything dumb, we would make wisecracks about his having been dropped
on his head when he was six days old. My brother was, like most
members of my family, a bit wacky, but the fall didn't seem to impair
his intellect: he got his Bachelor's degree in physics when he was
only eighteen years old, and was offered several graduate
assistanceships, which he turned down in favor of a remarkably
lucrative job with an international corporation.

It's not surprising that Google searches using variations of "dropped
on the head" lead mostly to joking references. After all, "dropped on
the head" is a simple and easily-understood way to phrase this. A
neurologist would probably say "impacted on the cranial region" or
something with many more syllables. I tried to get around the
whimsical references by using several different search strings. These
are the ones that gave the best results:

Google Web Search: "head injuries" + "infants" + "dropping"
://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22head+injuries%22+infants+dropping

Google Web Search: "infant" + "injury" + "dropped" + "head"
://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=infant+injury+dropped+head

Google Web Search: "infant head injuries" + "dropped"
://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22infant+head+injuries%22+dropped

I'll close with a link to my very favorite head-dropping reference,
this verse by Dorothy Parker:

Marie of Roumania: Theory (By Dorothy Parker)
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme/marieofroumania/theory.html

Thanks for yet another interesting research project, Yesmam! Not
having been dropped on my head as an infant, I have spent most of my
life without a good excuse for my own intellectual failings. Now that
I am a "senior citizen," I can get away with blaming everything on
that dreaded condition, "hardening of the smarteries." ;-)

Best,
Pink
yesmam-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $5.00
pink-You've outpinked yourself. We need a "Pink Medal of Honor." If I
have the audacity to ask certain questions, you have the audacity to
rise to the occasion. This is a serious situation and I hope that I
haven't offended anyone who this perhaps has unfortunatelly happened
to. It's amazing that so many of us turn out okay with all of the
trauma that can happen to babies and infants. It's so serious, but the
humor of being dropped on one's head is so ubiquitous. And, anecdotes
like your brother's fuel this joke.
There's a lot of great reading from your links, and as usual, it's
reading for a day. What we have here is "Pinkfreud University." If you
didn't do this, you should be instructing college kids how to
research, or at least teaching humor.
BTW, I read and bookmarked your response to the 7/13 question about
skin care without a prescription and I'd like to tell you about
Hyaluronic Acid supplements and serum. It builds collegen which keeps
both the blood vessels and skin supple. Did you mention Essential
Fatty Acids? What is good for your blood vessels is also good for the
face.Basically, I have no wrinkles, but am going for a laser peel this
winter to get rid of some pock marks from the past.
Again, thanks so much pink and we'll be meeting again soon. Be well.

Yesmam

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Subject: Re: DROPPED ON MY HEAD
From: omniscientbeing-ga on 03 Dec 2003 16:54 PST
 
yesmam-ga,

Dropping an infant on its head could certainly cause serious brain
injury. (Dropping anyone on their head could cause serious brain
injury, for that matter, but its particularly dangerous for infants).
Infants have a "soft spot" on the tops of their heads where the skull
has not completely formed, thus making them more susceptible to injury
in that region until the skull growth fills in. Medically, the soft
spot is known as the anterior fontanel:

[ http://www.drgreene.com/21_372.html ].

The links above and below are from DrGreene.com.

[ http://www.drgreene.com/21_359.html ].

Keywords:

"anterior fontanel", "infant skull soft spot"

Hope this helps in addition to pinkfreud-ga?s quality Answer.

Sincerely,

omniscientbeing-ga
Subject: Re: DROPPED ON MY HEAD
From: pinkfreud-ga on 03 Dec 2003 19:46 PST
 
Yesmam,

Many thanks for the five stars, the hefty tip, and especially for the
Pink Medal of Honor. I shall wear it proudly as I lurch through the
halls of Pinkfreud University, where I am Professor Emeritus of
Pinkology. And all the pinkstained wretches will look on my
pinkitudinous works and despair.

~Pink
Subject: Re: DROPPED ON MY HEAD
From: journalist-ga on 04 Dec 2003 11:40 PST
 
Greetings Yesmam:

Should you ever experience any wind turbulence in the halls of P.U.,
that would be the famous "pinking shear effect," a tornadic air factor
caused by the ever-speeding thoughts of the illustrious and
distinguished Professor Pinkstrom as she soars towards her next
lecture on pinkitudinous topics.  ;)

Best regards,
journalist-ga

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