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Subject: When I entered "miserable failure" in a well-known Search Engine ...
Category: Computers > Internet
Asked by: probonopublico-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 07 Dec 2003 09:14 PST
Expires: 06 Jan 2004 09:14 PST
Question ID: 284419
After searching 3,307,998,701 web pages, it returned MY NAME but it
took 0.12 seconds.

Please, why did it take so long?

GWB
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Subject: Re: When I entered "miserable failure" in a well-known Search Engine ...
Answered By: scriptor-ga on 07 Dec 2003 09:49 PST
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
 
Mr. President,

Without the slightest doubt, the Enemies of Freedom (TM) are behind
this incredible and loathsome delay. Please rest assured that all
necessary measures will be taken to locate the Heads of Evil (TM). As
soon as success is at hand, you will be notified so you can neutralize
the causers by bombing them with Thanksgiving turkey mockups or,
should you prefer that, to punish them with a speech of your choice.

Most respectfully,
Scriptor
probonopublico-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars
Thank you, Scriptor

You have put my mind at rest.

In the unlikely event that I get re-elected then (in lieu of a tip) I
shall appoint you my Ambassador in Baghdad.

GWB

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Subject: Re: When I entered "miserable failure" in a well-known Search Engine ...
From: nelson-ga on 07 Dec 2003 10:14 PST
 
I suppose the real humor is that it was from the bio on whitehouse.gov.

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