In another nine years it will be the two-hundreth year aniversary of
the cremation of the city of Washington.
What shall we do to celebrate?

I recommend a nice "housewarming" to commemorate the anniversary.

tutuzdad-ga

Well, this does of course depend on your nationality. If you are
US-American, you might want to get some inspiration from the way
cities like Hiroshima and Dresden will certainly celebrate major
events from a related category in 2005. But if you are British, things
are a bit easier. Just have some red-coated soldiers with fancy fur
hats parading, and after that have dinner and serve any kind of meat
with lots of mint sauce. That should do nicely ;-)

Scriptor