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Q: Soccer Teams song Lyrics ( Answered,   3 Comments )
Subject: Soccer Teams song Lyrics
Category: Sports and Recreation > Team Sports
Asked by: billroberts-ga
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Posted: 23 Apr 2002 05:02 PDT
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Question ID: 3090
Soccer  Teams song Lyrics - Lyrics ( original & translated into English)  from 
official  national or club team songs  from around the world that are  funny, 
weird or  unpolitically correct.
Subject: Re: Soccer Teams song Lyrics
Answered By: researcher-ga on 23 Apr 2002 11:30 PDT
There is an abundance of funny, weird and politically incorrect songs and 
chants that soccer fans regularly use. They vary from child-like humor to rude 
vulgarities and adult content. 

If you are over 18 years of age and do not mind possibly reading offensive 
material, you will want to visit the Soccer Songs and Chants Homepage. The 
songs are listed by country and club team. They have a disclaimer about their 
site, which states:
"Many of these songs contain bad language. They may be sexist, violent, overtly 
nationalistic, homophobic or just insulting. If you are likely to be offended 
by such material or are under 18 years of age then please do not proceed any 

A web-board at the FanHome website has a posting on "Favorite Songs and Chants" 
for soccer. Lewd and offensive postings are prohibited so its listings are more 
tame than what appears in the previously mentioned website. It does contain 
several hilarious chants used by different teams. Here is a sampling of some:

Don't cry for me Aston Villa, 
The truth is no one likes you, 
All through your crap days, 
Of your sad existence, 
We stayed away, 
We kept our distance. 

Stamford Bridge is falling down! 
Falling down! Falling down! 
Stamford Bridge is falling down, 
Poor old Chelsea! 

You're French and you know you are! 
You're French and you know you are! 
You're French and you know you are! 
(sung to fans of Bruges and Anderlecht, by a number of English clubs) 

Oggy-oggy-oggy, oi! oi! oi! 
Oggy-oggy-oggy, oi! oi! oi! 
Oggy! Oi! Oggy! Oi! 
Oggy-oggy-oggy, oi! oi! oi! 
Zigger-zagger, zigger-zagger 
Shut your mouth! 
(favorite at Chelsea and West Ham) 

St. Pauli - Wir waschen uns nie! 
St. Pauli - We never wash ourselves! 

Wir sind Zecken, asoziale Zecken, wir leben unter Brücken oder in der 
We are punks, antisocial punks, we live under bridges or in the railway 
mission. (St-Paulifans about themselves) 

Ohne Holland fahren wir zu WM! 
Without Holland we are going to the WC! 

Zieht den Bayern die lederhosen aus, Lederhosen aus! 
Bayern, we'll take off your leather shorts! 

See all the postings at's web-board

In addition to these songs, there is an interesting article about the Glasgow 
derby. This derby is played between the Celtic and Rangers who also happen to 
be almost all Catholic and all Protestant. Some chants (as described in the 
article) make great use of this difference between the teams. The link is made 
available through Google's cache

In the Comments, poshspicelv-ga listed several songs that come from The North 
End Pages website. One example is a song about referees to the tune of Three 
Blind Mice:
"Three blind refs,
Three blind refs,
See how they run!
See how they run!

Their whistles are stuck,
And their eyes are closed!
What they call, nobody knows!

Three blind refs,
Three blind refs..."
The North End Pages Soccer Songs Page

For more soccer lyrics and songs, please see the links in the section below.

Additional information:

Google Directory: Soccer -> Fun

Audio link to a Chinese soccer club's song, Qing Dao Seacow

Audio link to a Chinese soccer club's song, Bei Jing Guo An

Celtic Soccer Songs

Celtic Soccer Songs with Audio

Malaysian Soccer Song

Liverpool Soccer Songs

Anfield Reds Songs

Wycombe Wanderers Team Song

Douglas Street Woman's Soccer Team Song

Search terms used:

soccer team song OR songs club

soccer team songs funny OR "politically incorrect" OR weird
Subject: Re: Soccer Teams song Lyrics
From: elizabeth-ga on 23 Apr 2002 06:41 PDT
Hello There!

Here is one page:

And I'd venture to add that quite a few of this team's songs are in your category.

Hope this helps.
Subject: Re: Soccer Teams song Lyrics
From: poshspicelv-ga on 23 Apr 2002 09:17 PDT
Here's a funny soccer song about bad referees:

Here are some funny, rude songs to sing to other teams:

More amusing soccer songs:
Subject: Re: Soccer Teams song Lyrics
From: teoma_rocks-ga on 23 Apr 2002 12:41 PDT
It's Football teams BTW ;)

The best two ever composed, short, sweet and to the point - from Nottingham
Forest FC:

We hate Derby
We hate Derby and we hate Derby
We hate Derby and we hate Derby
We are the Derby

Sheep shaggers
Sheep, sheep, sheep shaggers

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