There is an abundance of funny, weird and politically incorrect songs and
chants that soccer fans regularly use. They vary from child-like humor to rude
vulgarities and adult content.
If you are over 18 years of age and do not mind possibly reading offensive
material, you will want to visit the Soccer Songs and Chants Homepage. The
songs are listed by country and club team. They have a disclaimer about their
site, which states:
"Many of these songs contain bad language. They may be sexist, violent, overtly
nationalistic, homophobic or just insulting. If you are likely to be offended
by such material or are under 18 years of age then please do not proceed any
further."
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/2428/
A web-board at the FanHome website has a posting on "Favorite Songs and Chants"
for soccer. Lewd and offensive postings are prohibited so its listings are more
tame than what appears in the previously mentioned website. It does contain
several hilarious chants used by different teams. Here is a sampling of some:
Don't cry for me Aston Villa,
The truth is no one likes you,
All through your crap days,
Of your sad existence,
We stayed away,
We kept our distance.
(anti-Villa)
Stamford Bridge is falling down!
Falling down! Falling down!
Stamford Bridge is falling down,
Poor old Chelsea!
(anti-Chelsea)
You're French and you know you are!
You're French and you know you are!
You're French and you know you are!
(sung to fans of Bruges and Anderlecht, by a number of English clubs)
Oggy-oggy-oggy, oi! oi! oi!
Oggy-oggy-oggy, oi! oi! oi!
Oggy! Oi! Oggy! Oi!
Oggy-oggy-oggy, oi! oi! oi!
Zigger-zagger, zigger-zagger
Shut your mouth!
(favorite at Chelsea and West Ham)
St. Pauli - Wir waschen uns nie!
St. Pauli - We never wash ourselves!
Wir sind Zecken, asoziale Zecken, wir leben unter Brücken oder in der
Bahnhofsmission!
We are punks, antisocial punks, we live under bridges or in the railway
mission. (St-Paulifans about themselves)
Ohne Holland fahren wir zu WM!
Without Holland we are going to the WC!
Zieht den Bayern die lederhosen aus, Lederhosen aus!
Bayern, we'll take off your leather shorts!
See all the postings at FanHome.com's web-board
http://moresports.fanhome.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=968864
In addition to these songs, there is an interesting article about the Glasgow
derby. This derby is played between the Celtic and Rangers who also happen to
be almost all Catholic and all Protestant. Some chants (as described in the
article) make great use of this difference between the teams. The link is made
available through Google's cache
http://216.239.51.100/search?
q=cache:gFRdb5s45awC:www.footballculture.net/teams/feat_glasgow.html+soccer+team
+song+OR+songs+club&hl=en
In the Comments, poshspicelv-ga listed several songs that come from The North
End Pages website. One example is a song about referees to the tune of Three
Blind Mice:
"Three blind refs,
Three blind refs,
See how they run!
See how they run!
Their whistles are stuck,
And their eyes are closed!
What they call, nobody knows!
Three blind refs,
Three blind refs..."
The North End Pages Soccer Songs Page
http://www.fortunecity.com/wembley/highbury/1256/songs.html
For more soccer lyrics and songs, please see the links in the section below.
Additional information:
Google Directory: Soccer -> Fun
http://directory.google.com/Top/Sports/Soccer/Fun/
Audio link to a Chinese soccer club's song, Qing Dao Seacow
http://www.alphalink.com.au/~newausta/seacow.ram
Audio link to a Chinese soccer club's song, Bei Jing Guo An
http://www.alphalink.com.au/~newausta/guoan_song.ra
Celtic Soccer Songs
http://www.murphyr.fsnet.co.uk/cw/songs
http://uk.geocities.com/samrod_lee/song.htm
Celtic Soccer Songs with Audio
http://www.thebhoys.org/Songs.htm
Malaysian Soccer Song
http://members.tripod.com/~n7/song.htm
Liverpool Soccer Songs
http://myliverpoolfc.org/songs.htm
Anfield Reds Songs
http://members.tripod.com/~Anfield_Reds/songs1.htm
Wycombe Wanderers Team Song
http://www.chairboys.ndirect.co.uk/sounds/index.htm
Douglas Street Woman's Soccer Team Song
http://members.lycos.co.uk/Douglas_Street/
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