I love the Heineken adds wer someone asks for something less hen
Heineken and the people kick him of and stuff, the one i remmber is
were someone asks for somethign else the Heineken in a supermarket and
he gets kicked out. Ther are more but i cant remmber them i would like
a place to download them and save them onto my harddisk.

I know i am paying a lot but i really want them.

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Request for Question Clarification by pafalafa-ga on 05 Mar 2004 19:49 PST

Hello sulafa-ga,

Please do me a favor, and have a look at this link:

http://www.altavista.com/video/results?q=Heineken&mvf=mpeg&mvf=avi&mvf=qt&mvf=msmedia&mvf=realmedia&mvf=other&mvd=all&mvs=all&avkw=aapt

and tell me if any of the still photos look like they might be from
the ad (or ads) you are looking for.

Note that at the bottom of the page is a "next" link to take you to
even more photos -- there are three pages in all.

If any of these look like the ones you need, let me know, and I will
track down the full file for you.

pafalafa-ga

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Request for Question Clarification by jackburton-ga on 06 Mar 2004 07:19 PST

Hi Sulafa,
  
I know the one you are referring to, I've seen it myself. It takes
place in a Dutch supermarket and the characters have got leather
fetish stuff on.
Customer says to staff lady, "Excuse me miss, do you have something
else than Heineken?"
Staff lady: "Something else than Heineken?"
Customer: "Yes..."
Staff lady shouts: "Security!" 
Security Guard: "What seems to be the problem?" 
Staff Lady: "This man wants something else than Heineken" 
Security Guard: "I think you'd better leave sir" 
Customer puts down his shopping basket and leaves.
Staff lady shouts: "Weirdo!"
  
I can tell you where you can download this one.
  
  
I have also found another 13 Heineken ads, entitled:
  
"Heineken Green Energy" ( 8 TV adverts featuring The Transformers)
"Dangers Of Golf"
"Pain Barrier" (3 Guys)
"Pain Barrier, One Take"
"Birth of Scratch"
"Birth of the Lighter PME"
   
Let me know if you'd like me to post an answer.
   
jackburton-ga

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Clarification of Question by sulafa-ga on 08 Mar 2004 04:18 PST

"I can tell you where you can download this one.
  
  
I have also found another 13 Heineken ads, entitled:
  
"Heineken Green Energy" ( 8 TV adverts featuring The Transformers)
"Dangers Of Golf"
"Pain Barrier" (3 Guys)
"Pain Barrier, One Take"
"Birth of Scratch"
"Birth of the Lighter PME"
   
Let me know if you'd like me to post an answer.
   
jackburton-ga"


Please do tell me i would like to download as much as possible

Hi Sulafa,

The one that takes place in the supermarket, is called the "Dutch
Tolerance Test", if you remember.

You should be able to download it here:
http://www.heineken.com/uk/lounge/estuff/download/videos/DutchToleranceTest.wmv


Should the link fail, then go to:
http://www.heineken.com/uk/frame/agecheck.asp

Click on [ "Yes" ] below the message:
"To enter the Heineken.com website you must be at least the legal
drinking age of 18 years.
Please select YES or NO to confirm your age."
Then point your mouse to [ "5% Heineken is HERE" ], and click on [ "TV ads" ]
Click on [ "Windows Media, 1470 kb" ] to download the "Dutch Tolerance
Test" commercial.


You can download the 8 "Heineken Green Energy" ads here:
  
"Heineken Green Energy - Edenmore"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/edenmore.wmv
  
"Heineken Green Energy - Edenmore2"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/edenmore2.wmv
  
"Heineken Green Energy - Choppers"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/choppers.wmv
  
"Heineken Green Energy - 3 hours"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/3hours.wmv
  
"Heineken Green Energy - Van"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/van.wmv
  
"Heineken Green Energy - Mirror"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/Mirror.wmv
  
"Heineken Green Energy - Kitchen"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/Kitchen.wmv
  
"Heineken Green Energy - The Transformers"
http://www.heineken.com/ireland/lounge/estuff/download/videos/cinema.wmv
  
  
Should the links fail, then go to:
http://www.heineken.com/uk/frame/agecheck.asp
  
Select [ "Ireland" ], from the drop-down menu.
Click on [ "Yes" ]
Then point your mouse to [ "Heineken lounge" ], and click on [ "eStuff" ]
On the left, click on [ "Adverts" ]
Click on [ "Windows Media, ..." ] to download the desired advert.
  
  
Here are some others from the Heineken International site:
  
"Pain Barrier" (3 Guys), 
http://www.heineken.com/lounge/estuff/download/videos/PainBarrier_3guys.wmv

"Pain Barrier, One Take",
http://www.heineken.com/lounge/estuff/download/videos/PainBarrier_OneTake.wmv

"Birth of Scratch",
http://www.heineken.com/lounge/estuff/download/videos/BirthOfScratch.wmv

"Birth of the Lighter PME",
http://www.heineken.com/lounge/estuff/download/videos/BirthOfTheLighter.wmv

"Poacher",
http://www.heineken.com/lounge/estuff/download/videos/05-Poacher.wmv

"Rappers Poacher"
http://www.heineken.com/lounge/estuff/download/videos/11-Rapper_Posture_ppt.wmv
  
  
Again, if there's a problem with the above links, then go to:
http://www.heineken.com/uk/frame/agecheck.asp
   
Select [ "International" ], from the drop-down menu.
Click on [ "Yes" ]
Then point your mouse to [ "Heineken lounge" ], and click on [ "eStuff" ]
On the left, click on [ "Commercials" ]
Click on [ "Windows Media, ..." ] to download the desired commercial.
  
  
Here are some other ads (not from the Heineken site), which you can download:
  
"Dangers Of Golf"
http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/ads/GolfMayBeViolent.mpg
  
"Holiday Parties"
http://www.gvrevija.com/splet/upload/holiday%20parties.mpg
  
http://www.gvrevija.com/splet/upload/heineken.wmv
(I'm not sure what this one is)
  
  
You'll find some more Heineker ads here:
http://www.beerman.it/download.html
  
  
I think one of my favourites is the one when a couple go to see a
counsellor, and the counsellor asks the man what he does for a living.
The man says he's a lorry driver and he exports things. The counsellor
then asks him with interest what it is he exports. He looks at his
wife shamefully, and the wife says "tell her". The man then explains
that he exports Heineken ...the counsellor gazes at him in horror, and
after a second or two gets up and strikes him, and the wife smiles
with approval!

(I tried to hunt that one down, but I wasn't able to find it unfortunately.)
  
Anyway, I hope you get a lot of pleasure from these!
  
  
Regards,
  
jackburton-ga
  
   
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