I am involved in a project where we are attempting to define a logical
data model that has the capability to sit over many and varied
underlying physical databases in order to enable the company to build
transportable application systems. The project is coming to the stage
where we are about to bring together a number of interested parties
from around the world (many of which will have a strong attachment to
their underlying physical models) and I am looking for some humor to
be added into the situation. I am looking for "Short stories",
pictures, videos in a format that I can put on my PC that depict
problems that this type of project may encounter, methods of dealing
with these problems and views about how "great" the world will be when
we sucessfully complete this project.

How can I send you a Presentation or Movie regarding the situation you discussed. 

We are also doing same kind of project for Big European bank who have
many databases  and other systems and wanted to solve the problem sort
of your way. I remember having a presentation (Joke) on this :).

How can that be sent to you?