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Q: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet? ( No Answer,   9 Comments )
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Subject: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: probonopublico-ga
List Price: $5.00
Posted: 28 Apr 2004 07:43 PDT
Expires: 29 Apr 2004 21:58 PDT
Question ID: 337599
And did he get it right?

Request for Question Clarification by pinkfreud-ga on 28 Apr 2004 09:07 PDT
Bonjour, Bryan.

I don't think Nostradamus had much to say about the Internet.

However, his cousin Nospammus wrote many cryptic quatrains about
unwanted advertising, inboxes, Bayesian filters, and mice. Naturally,
Nospammus was quickly shuttled off to the looneybin (or, as the French
call it, le casier de lune).

(I would have posted this in the "Comments" section, but I think it's
turning Japanese. I really think so.)

Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 28 Apr 2004 09:58 PDT
Bonjour, Your Highness

I am honoured and humbled by your visit.

Next time, please ask your Equerry to call so that the appropriate
arrangements can be made.

And what is this? Parleying in a Foreign Lingo!

Please don't let the Tulsavians hear about this or you might get
dipped into the local pond. You know what they're like.

Yo soy muy intrigué bei Monsieur Nospammus.

Et, s'il vous plait ...

Quel est votre recherche stratégique?

Your Servant

Bryan the Good

Request for Question Clarification by pinkfreud-ga on 28 Apr 2004 10:02 PDT
>> Quel est votre recherche stratégique?

Ah just done looked in mah head, and thar it wuz.

(The sentence above is written in my native tongue, a local dialect
called Redneck. Does anyone in the UK speak Redneck?)

~Pank

Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 28 Apr 2004 10:12 PDT
Thanks Panks

I see that you are back to your GIDdy best.

Regarding Redneck, here in the UK it has been taught in all of our
best Universities, alongside Latin and Greek, ever since Rodgers &
Hammerstein popularised Redneck-speak in their opus 'Okinawa'.

If it should ever come round your way, Don't Miss!

Your Cultural Attaché

Bryan

Request for Question Clarification by pinkfreud-ga on 28 Apr 2004 12:55 PDT
Bryan,

Speaking of giddiness...

In the "Comments" section of another question (which has now been
canceled by the asker), you inquired about my use of the abbreviation
'GDI' in connection with college fraternity and sorority matters.

When I was an undergraduate in the 1960s, GDI was a slang term for
those of us who were not affiliated with a sorority or fraternity. GDI
stood for "G*d Damned Independent."

But I like your suggestion, "Google Dollybird In-the-Making," much better. :-)

~Pink, GDI (Glad, Ditsy Introvert)

Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 28 Apr 2004 23:32 PDT
Welcome Back, Your Highness

And for taking Thy valuable time to provide Thy Humble Servant with a
gracious explanation of GDI.

With that burning issue safely defused, we can now restrict our
efforts to finding those damned WMD.

Wouldst Thou care most graciously to advise if, in Thy esteemed
opinion, it is worth speculating another $2 (plus 50 cents
Administration Fee) to enquire if Thee or any of Thy worthy colleagues
could provide the necessary co-ordinates?

Cherie sends her warmest regards

B

Clarification of Question by probonopublico-ga on 29 Apr 2004 21:58 PDT
Time to close.

My thanks to one and all!
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Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: rainbow-ga on 28 Apr 2004 08:22 PDT
 
This is translated from Japanese, so you may find some grammar mistakes.

http://mito.cool.ne.jp/chinari21/2-11.html

Rainbow~
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: probonopublico-ga on 28 Apr 2004 08:50 PDT
 
Hi, Rainbow

Many thanks!

I suppose that it must have made far more sense in Japanese.

Actually, one of my books was translated into Japanese!

I must get round to reading it sometime.

Bryan
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: eiffel-ga on 28 Apr 2004 10:43 PDT
 
Gotta love this analysis of the "prediction" of the Intel Pentium
Processor Multiplication Bug:

         Aupres des portes & dedans deux citez
     Seront deux fleaux, & onc n'apperceut VN TEL,
     Faim, dedans peste, de fer hors gens boutez,
         Crier secours au grand Dieu immortel.

           Near the GATES and INSIDE two cities
   Will be TWO FLAWS, and nobody noticed it [from] VN TEL
      Hunger, pest INSIDE, by steel people thrown out
          Cry for help to the great immortal God.

GATES is Bill Gates of course, the two occurrences of INSIDE refer to
the "Intel Inside" campaign, etc:

Pendium [sic] Bug Predicted (News At 11)
http://www.alumni.caltech.edu/~jamesf/pentium.html

Yeah, right.

Regards,
eiffel-ga
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: probonopublico-ga on 28 Apr 2004 12:01 PDT
 
Great, Eiffel, Many Thanks!

Mais je ne fully understand pas ...

Qu'est-ce que c'est Bill Gates?

L'addition pour les portes?
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: bowler-ga on 28 Apr 2004 12:40 PDT
 
In fact he predicted "Google Answers":

"One of 500 will foresee the answer
With tools of unknown strength
Gracious, kind, they work in shadows
Names of GA they spew forth links."

Nostradamus
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: dancethecon-ga on 28 Apr 2004 12:51 PDT
 
Mais non, Bryan. Monsieur Gates est l'addition pour les fenetres!  ;-)

dtc
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: pinkfreud-ga on 28 Apr 2004 13:10 PDT
 
>> Mais non, Bryan. Monsieur Gates est l'addition pour les fenetres!

Bravo! Best laugh I've had so far today. Truly a beau jest. :-D
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: dancethecon-ga on 28 Apr 2004 19:00 PDT
 
I'm glad I could brighten your day, pinkfreud!

dtcÄ
Subject: Re: What did Nostradamus have to say about the Internet?
From: freebay-ga on 28 Apr 2004 22:04 PDT
 
interesting chat.. hehe

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