Who said Who am I and how did I end up a prisoner in a Chinese Laundry?

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Clarification of Question by garygecko-ga on 16 May 2004 10:09 PDT

Check that... who am I and how did I end up a prisoner in the basement
of a Chinese Laundry?

Julie Andrews in 'Thoroughly Modern Millie'?

Daffy Duck

"Help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese laundry"

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Perhaps you mean Chinese _bakery_?  The line was popularized by the
comedian Alan King, who recently died.
  
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PRISONER IN A CHINESE BAKERY--92 Google hits, 42 Google Groups hits

   This is a classic fortune cookie joke, perhaps of interest to Fred
Shapiro.  It was not coined by Alan King's 1964 book title.
   This line has been discussed on alt.usage.english and the Cecil
Adams newsgroup.  The latest LOS ANGELES TIMES digitization helps.


(OCLC WORLDCAT)
Help! I'm a prisoner in a Chinese bakery
Author: King, Alan, 1927-; Shurman, Jack,
Publication: New York, Dutton, 1964
Document: English : Book
Libraries Worldwide: 386


(PROQUEST HISTORICAL NEWSPAPERS)
CITYSIDE
Los Angeles Times (1886-Current File). Los Angeles, Calif.: Apr 4,
1955. p. 2 (1 page):
CITY LIMITS--Story is going around about a customer in a Chinese
restaurant who opened one of those fortune cookies.  Written in red
ink on the slip inside was: "Help!  I am being held prisoner by the
Hong Kong Noodle Co."


Troubles Of A Sleeping Beauty
LESLIE LIEBER. Los Angeles Times (1886-Current File). Los Angeles,
Calif.: Mar 4, 1956. p. K17 (2 pages)
Pg. 19:  Nor will producers soon forget the night Kim was supposed to
sit on the bed and open Chinese fortune cookies--the kind that contain
slips of paper with prophecies like, "You will make a long voyage." 
As a gag, the script called for her to read, "Help, I'm a prisoner in
a Chinese bakery!"
   Unfortunately, though, the cookie was empty.  Disconcerted, the
girl on camera forgot her lines and just ate the cookie.  But two
minutes later, after curling up in bed and switching off the lights,
she suddenly remembered.  Just before the program went off the air,
she let out a scream of distress:  "Help!!!  I'm a prisoner in a
Chinese bakery!!!"
   Listeners stayed awake a long time figuring that one out.

(The program was "Count Sheep" with Nancy Berg--ed.)