Google Answers Logo
View Question
 
Q: US Government or Military jargon, verbiose definitions etc. ( Answered 5 out of 5 stars,   2 Comments )
Question  
Subject: US Government or Military jargon, verbiose definitions etc.
Category: Relationships and Society > Government
Asked by: davidbodycombe-ga
List Price: $5.00
Posted: 21 May 2004 13:06 PDT
Expires: 20 Jun 2004 13:06 PDT
Question ID: 350073
I'm looking for around 10-15 long-winded definitions of ordinary words
or objects supposedly used by the US government and Military.

For example, apparently the US Department of Defense defines a hammer
as a "manually-powered fastener-driving impact device"

Ideally, I want official US website references, but if no such things
exist then semi-official sources (e.g. online newspapers) would be OK.
I realise sometimes these things are urban myths, so I want to get as
reasonably close to the truth as can be expected.
Answer  
Subject: Re: US Government or Military jargon, verbiose definitions etc.
Answered By: pinkfreud-ga on 21 May 2004 17:40 PDT
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
 
I'm glad my suggestions were helpful. I've reposted the material
below, with one additional link that I think you'll like.

The article titled "Double Talk" (a little more than halfway down the
page) might be of interest to you:

Brain Planet: Graffiti Board Archive
http://www.sff.net/people/Brian_Plante/archive0102.htm

Here are some good ones:

"Bureaucratic jargon:
 Pentagonese v. English

Frame supported tension structure: Tent

Aerodynamic personnel decelerator: Parachute

Hexiform rotatable surface compressor unit: Nut

Universal obscurant: Smoke

The missile impacted prematurely: The missile crashed

A forcible ejection of the internal bomb components: The bomb blew up

Ambient noncombatant personnel: Refugees

Pre-dawn vertical insertion: Invasion"

University of Iowa: Bureaucracy
http://www.uiowa.edu/~c030001a/pdf/Topic%208%20Bureaucracy.pdf

Here are a few more:

"entry system = door

 high-velocity multipurpose air circulator = fan

 previously owned parts = junk

 resilient vinyl flooring = linoleum

 unlawful or arbitrary deprivation of life = murder

 hydro blast force cup = toilet plunger

 hemotophagous arthropod vector = flea

 aerodynamic personnel decelerator = parachute

 environmentally operable panel = window

 interlocking slide fastener = zipper"

Web Pages of Mary Ellen Guffey: Plain English
http://www.meguffey.com/BCPP4/Plain/plainex1.html

Although the military may be among the worst offenders, I believe all
government agencies suffer from the hyperverbosity of "governmentese."
I used to work for a state government service. Once we received
notification that the state headquarters had authorized the purchase
of a new "employee hydrating device" for our office lunchroom. You
guessed it: a water cooler.

Google Web Search: bureaucratic jargon
://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=bureaucratic+jargon

Google Web Search: governmentese
://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=governmentese

Best wishes,
pinkfreud

Clarification of Answer by pinkfreud-ga on 21 May 2004 17:48 PDT
Here is an interesting article about evasive language in federal mandates:

Mackinac Center for Public Policy: The Language of Federal Mandates
http://www.mackinac.org/article.asp?ID=105
davidbodycombe-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars
Excellent stuff, thanks!

Comments  
Subject: Re: US Government or Military jargon, verbiose definitions etc.
From: pinkfreud-ga on 21 May 2004 16:14 PDT
 
The article titled "Double Talk" (a little more than halfway down the
page) might be of interest to you:

http://www.sff.net/people/Brian_Plante/archive0102.htm

Here are some good ones:

"Bureaucratic jargon:
 Pentagonese v. English

Frame supported tension structure: Tent

Aerodynamic personnel decelerator: Parachute

Hexiform rotatable surface compressor unit: Nut

Universal obscurant: Smoke

The missile impacted prematurely: The missile crashed

A forcible ejection of the internal bomb components: The bomb blew up

Ambient noncombatant personnel: Refugees

Pre-dawn vertical insertion: Invasion"

http://www.uiowa.edu/~c030001a/pdf/Topic%208%20Bureaucracy.pdf

Tracking these down to official or semi-official sources is something
that will likely take quite a bit of time.
Subject: Re: US Government or Military jargon, verbiose definitions etc.
From: davidbodycombe-ga on 21 May 2004 16:38 PDT
 
Pinkfreud, that's probably enough for me. If you put this as an
answer, I'll give you the $5.

Important Disclaimer: Answers and comments provided on Google Answers are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Google does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. Please read carefully the Google Answers Terms of Service.

If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by emailing us at answers-support@google.com with the question ID listed above. Thank you.
Search Google Answers for
Google Answers  


Google Home - Answers FAQ - Terms of Service - Privacy Policy