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Subject: JOKES
Category: Miscellaneous
Asked by: 211563-ga
List Price: $25.00
Posted: 31 May 2004 01:28 PDT
Expires: 30 Jun 2004 01:28 PDT
Question ID: 354182
WRITING A COOKBOOK AND LOOKING FOR SOURCE OF COOKING JOKES...CAN YOU
FIND A SOURCE FOR COOKING JOKES OR TRUE STORIES ABOUT FAMOUS CHEFS,
ETC.  THANKS, RANDY
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Subject: Re: JOKES
Answered By: tlspiegel-ga on 31 May 2004 02:54 PDT
Rated:5 out of 5 stars
 
Hi Randy, 

Thank you for a great question!  I'm happy to be able to answer
another of your interesting questions.  :)

The first section is a selection of links to lots of Jokes about
Cooking.  I'm still giggling... :)

Following that I have selected links for you to browse about famous
chefs and their stories.



*****JOKES*****

What's Cooking? Cooking Jokes and Humor - You Might Be a Bad Cook If... 
http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/cook.html

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Food & Dining  (click on "NEXT JOKE" at bottom of each joke page - I
think I counted 13 pages of jokes for you!)
http://www.planetgr.com/fd/jokes/1.shtml

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AHAJokes.com Food - Jokes (click on: "Visit the next joke about this
topic!" at bottom of each joke page.  I lost count after 14 pages!)
http://www.ahajokes.com/foo012.html

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Kid's Food Jokes
http://www.cookingwithkids.com/fun/jokes/

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Cooking Terms 
http://www.ozjokes.com/jokes/jokes.aspx?jokeid=1778

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Cooking Class
http://www.ozjokes.com/jokes/jokes.aspx?jokeid=2107

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e-cookbooks.net
http://www.e-cookbooks.net/humor.htm

Click on links for The Top Ten Lists and Jokes and Stories

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List of Cooking related Jokes:
http://home.iprimus.com.au/creyes/jokes.htm

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Random Soup - Humorous quotes, stories and trivia about soup
http://www.freewebs.com/randomsoup/

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Cartoon
http://www.reuben.org/dbarstow/ds3.htm

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*****Famous Chefs, True Stories, etc.*****

The Two Fat Ladies ...and why we love them, by Mecca Ibrahim
http://psjk.homestead.com/twofatladies.html

Absolutely hilarious article!

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Interview with Julia Child - "I was 32 when I started cooking; up
until then, I just ate."
http://www.starchefs.com/JChild/html/interview.shtml

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Jamie Oliver, The Naked Chef
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/jamie_oliver/article/0,1974,FOOD_9892_1702130,00.html

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Emeril Lagasse - (Bam!)
http://www.fabulousfoods.com/chefs/emeril/emeril.html

http://www.af.mil/stories/story.asp?storyID=123005695

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Martin Yan - Homicidal Chef
http://www.i-mockery.com/MartinYan/main.htm

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Ainsley Harriot 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/celebritychefs/harriott.shtml

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Masaharu Morimoto - Iron Chef
http://www.chefmorimoto.com/biography/biography.htm

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Wolfgang Puck
http://www.islandscene.com/food/2002/020703/wolfgang_puck/


Chef of the Month and Author Club - Biographies and Great Recipes from Famous Chefs
http://topchefs.chef2chef.net/

(Please scroll to Biography for more information and stories)


keyword search:

chef jokes
chef quotes
cooking jokes
food jokes
famous chefs
famous chefs on television
famous chefs stories


Best regards,
tlspiegel
211563-ga rated this answer:5 out of 5 stars and gave an additional tip of: $5.00
WONDERFUL RESEARCH...THANKS

Comments  
Subject: Re: JOKES
From: tlspiegel-ga on 31 May 2004 13:06 PDT
 
Hi Randy,

Thank you so much for the comments, 5 stars and generous tip!  :)

Best regards,
tlspiegel
Subject: Re: JOKES
From: pinkfreud-ga on 31 May 2004 15:50 PDT
 
This is my favorite cooking joke...

The newlywed couple sit down at the dinner table to enjoy the first
meal cooked by the bride: roast chicken.

HUSBAND: Sweetheart, the stuffing in this chicken is really unusual.
What did you stuff the chicken with?

WIFE: Oh, I didn't have to stuff it. It wasn't empty.

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