How can I get a transcript of the Seinfeld show, specifically, "The
Maestro" where Kramer spills coffee on himself and sues.  Just an
online version would be fine.

Dear Liz, 

The site "Seinfeld Scripts" has, well, Seinfeld scripts: 
<http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/> 

Episode 113, The Maestro, is also available there: 
<http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheMaestro.htm> 

Stan the Caddy has scripts, as well as episode guide, and other Seinfeld goodies: 
<http://www.stanthecaddy.com/the-maestro.html> 

I hope this answered your question. Please contact me if you need any
clarification on this answer.

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