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Is Pinkfreud better?
Category: Health > Women's Health Asked by: probonopublico-ga List Price: $5.00 |
Posted:
05 Jul 2004 21:56 PDT
Expires: 04 Aug 2004 21:56 PDT Question ID: 370152 |
I have been picking up vibes that said that Pinky has not been at her vibrant best of late with little men landing in her flaming red hair, etc. This is just a 'Get Well Soon' question, I hope that both You and Your Answer are sparkling again on top form. |
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Re: Is Pinkfreud better?
Answered By: pinkfreud-ga on 05 Jul 2004 22:13 PDT Rated: ![]() |
Dearest Bryan,
When I saw the subject title of your question, "Is Pinkfreud better?",
my first thought was "Better than what?"
But, seriously, thank you for asking. I have been engaged in a fierce
battle against my own immune system for many years. It seems to have
mistaken various internal organs for enemies, and is intent upon
destroying miscellaneous body parts which it dislikes. I am quite
literally eating myself alive. Yet alive I remain, too stubborn to
stay down for long and too ornery to die without makin' a fuss.
This occasion calls for a poem (as does most any occasion)...
DEATH IS A SALESMAN
For some special few
Death comes early, sweettalking through
closed doors with a smooth sales pitch,
the vast
unsurpassed
once-in-a-lasttime offer which
cannot be refused.
As my pulse quickens
I squawk "Ain't nobody in here but us chickens,
Mister Chickenhawk, and we pale poultrygeists are not amused."
(If you order RIGHT NOW we'll
throw in the Ginsu Knives, and you can peel
soft/ripe tomatoes with 'em, spiralwise, thin,
never bruising the tender skin.)
The DeathAngel knocks, knocks once more
(Is this the right address???)
With seductive forcefulness
he meets my unyielding door
(Hey, he says under his not-Breath,
Hey lady, I AM DEATH.
I am The Boss.
You got to
open the door, it's imposs-
ible not to.)
"So sorry to have wasted your not-Time,"
I chime,
"Thanks for tryin',
but we ain't buyin'.
Big change,
somethin' strange
in the story:
You got to know the territory.
Some other dude already hit this area,
and hey, Death, this guy will bury ya:
Fella by the name of
Love."
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~Pink~
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probonopublico-ga
rated this answer:
and gave an additional tip of:
$5.00
Great, Pinky, Very Many Thanks I am so pleased to learn that you are aggresively fighting whatever it is that is playing havoc with your innards. You will win through, I am sure. And many thanks for the poem and even though that particular salesman always closes the deal, you must remember that the best salesman ever - Professor Harold Hill - didn't know the territory but he managed to bring magic to all those folks in River City, even the Mayor. Next time I'm in Tulsa, I'll take you and all your mates to your local Library and we'll dance up a storm. 'Till then All the Very Best Bryan |
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| Subject:
Re: Is Pinkfreud better?
From: pinkfreud-ga on 06 Jul 2004 10:57 PDT |
Bryan, Thank you muchly for the jolly words, the five stars, and the Tip (with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for Pink). |
| Subject:
Best Wishes, Pinkfreud!
From: daytrader76-ga on 06 Jul 2004 12:27 PDT |
John 14:27 ...Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid. |
| Subject:
Re: Is Pinkfreud better?
From: apteryx-ga on 06 Jul 2004 22:54 PDT |
Hey, Pink, I had the same thought as you when I saw the subject line, and I said to myself, "I'll bet yes no matter what the contest is." Now that I know it's a pretty serious-sounding contest, with the guy in the black cloak as a major adversary, I'll still bet yes. Warmest regards (and a hug and howdy to Bryan), Tryx |
| Subject:
Re: Is Pinkfreud better?
From: probonopublico-ga on 07 Jul 2004 23:25 PDT |
Hi, Tryx Great to see you around. An enormous hug & a great big howdy from me Bryan |
| Subject:
Re: Is Pinkfreud better?
From: schmooz-ga on 02 Aug 2004 15:09 PDT |
I think I?ll go surfing
or play in the snow
Walk in the fields
Where wild things grow
I will close my eyes
So that I can see
All the choices come clear
A vacation . . . from me
What shall I take
On my wonderful trip?
Shall I go on a
Plane or a ship?
And what will I wear
And what about my hair??
Last time I looked
It gave me a scare!!
I check out the mirror
With my eyes closed so tight
And SURPRISE!!!!!!!
I?m beautiful,
A glorious sight!!!!!
This is going to be wonderful
I will have the best time!!!
No schedules, allowed
And never a deadline . . . .
For. .
I am leaving behind
The things that I hate
The pills and the pain
All that can wait. . .
There just not invited
And can?t come along
Their place has been taken by
My prayers and a song.
I am going on vacation
I am feeling so free
I am closing my eyes . . . . . .
I?m now at the sea.
Look at I am SURFING
. . . . . . . Can you see me? |
| Subject:
Re: Is Pinkfreud better?
From: pinkfreud-ga on 02 Aug 2004 16:07 PDT |
What a charming poem, Carolyn! Made me feel perky on a dark day. Thanks! ~Pink |
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