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Q: Pledge of Allegiance by Matt Groening ( Answered,   1 Comment )
Subject: Pledge of Allegiance by Matt Groening
Category: Arts and Entertainment > Comics and Animation
Asked by: mariposa-ga
List Price: $2.00
Posted: 11 Jul 2002 13:19 PDT
Expires: 10 Aug 2002 13:19 PDT
Question ID: 38602
I'd like to get a copy of the pledge of allegiance by Matt Groening
Subject: Re: Pledge of Allegiance by Matt Groening
Answered By: xemion-ga on 11 Jul 2002 13:27 PDT

I searched Google for "pledge of allegiance by Matt Groening" without
the quotes and this came up as the second result.  Thanks!

Subject: Re: Pledge of Allegiance by Matt Groening
From: lisarea-ga on 14 Jul 2002 09:48 PDT
Apparently, Matt Groenig has rewritten the pledge more than once. 

I ran across this one on Usenet, I can't remember exactly where:

"I plead alignment to the flakes 
of the untitled snakes of a merry cow
and to the Republicans 
for which they scam
one nacho
with licorice
and jugs of wine
for owls"

It'd be difficult to find on an initial search because 'pledge' and
'allegiance' aren't in the text. If you search on 'plead alignment,'
though, you'll get lots of hits.

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