Please find at a minimal 10 (more appreciated so I can weed through
them to find ones that suit me) jokes about, with, on the topic of,
etc. Julia
Child that are "clean" enough to say in front of children and that are
suitable for a dinner party  (i.e., nothing too morbid or vulgar
PLEASE and nothing too long that can't be easily put into memory -
like antedotes that are better read than heard) - I am attending a
Julia Child memorial
dinner party in early September and would like to have them ready

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Clarification of Question by nordie-ga on 25 Aug 2004 14:52 PDT

oops- meant "anecdote" not antedote -

There are some funny remarks in this article about Julia Child:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A63721-2004Aug13?language=printer

Remember the show where she flipped an omelet and it splattered on the stove? 

"Well, that didn't go very well," she told viewers as she scraped up
the mess and returned it to the pan. "But you can always pick it up if
you're alone. Who's going to see?"