WWF Slammy 1997 lyrics
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Asked by: mr_itty-ga
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14 Jul 2002 11:19 PDT
Expires: 13 Aug 2002 11:19 PDT
Question ID: 39509
In the years 1996 and 1997, the World Wrestling Federation (now called World Wrestling Entertainment) put on their own version of an awards show, called the Slammy Awards, or the Slammies. Each of the two years, the show was begun by a musical number performed by Todd Pettingill. These songs mentioned several WWF superstars with "humorous" remarks. Some of the lyrics I remember ("He's the sexiest thing to ever step in a ring" for Shawn Michaels, "He's the only man man enough to wear pink" for Bret Hart, "Big Daddy don't need no friendships, he don't need no one at all" for Big Daddy Cool Diesel). I cannot remember the full lyrics for either year's song. I am looking for the full lyrics to the 1997 Slammy Awards show's beginning song. (There is a seperate question open for the 1996 lyrics)
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Re: WWF Slammy 1997 lyrics
From: jess622-ga on 25 Sep 2004 12:41 PDT
I had a problem getting this in the "Answer" space but here is what could be the lyrics to the 1997 WWF Slammy Awards. They may not be 100% correct but here's what I can give you: McMahon's got plenty of nuts! Ted Turner don't! You'll see the Superstars, those guys here tonight Ladies and gentleman it's the 1997 Slammy Awards! Are you ready to go?! Get on your feet and have some fun 'cause I say It's Slammy time on USA Are you hearing voices? One man thought he did Though it's not uncommon When you're Psycho Sid Rocky meets the Sultan! For the Intercontinental gold Nothing rhymes with Sultan So let's sing about the guy Stone Cold He is Stone Cold Steve Austin A man who's really mean If he's got a nice side Then it's one we've never seen He still beating up his brother And hangs the phone up on his mother He's feared from Cali to Boston Steve Austin! You want your heart broke? Go see this kid He's Shawn Michaels No friend of Sid How you doing Shawn? We want you back And that lady wants you in the rack *unsure* Will you moon the crowd once again? Tell us please Shawn Michaels, tell us please! Sunny! Oh how'd you get your pants to fit so tight? Sunny! Is the left one bigger than the right? When you walk in the room I can feel the earth tip Tell me honestly Sunny do you miss that Skip? Oh Sunny, we love you! Owen Hart and the Bulldog They can't get along Davie says the Earth is round Owen says he's wrong Yesterday we caught them fightin' over Donkey Kong He's got a black cape A black beard He's from the dark side So he's kind of weird He once shut up and... Let me just say what the people say He's six feet under from the creatures of the night Everyone is crazy 'bout the 'Taker man Do that funky dance, now Flash Funk Waiting for a booty call Do that funky dance, now Flash Funk Burger King! Your attitude is Whopper size Burger King! How can you wrestle and still be *crowned* (unsure) Farooq! You changed your name Why did you have to go? And form that Nation With that Crush and Savio You domination tag team what's up with that? You won't scare anyone with that goofy hat! Excellence of Execution Bret returned and where has Shawn gone? Brother Owen better get going 'Cause the Hitman's number one They come from California Straight from the movie set I said Goldust was straight And won a hundred dollar bet They can give you any line From any single movie They're from Cali They're Goldust and Marlena They've been gone for a while But now they're back They're Legion of Doom Their spikes are in the back Oh! Everywhere I go People want to know What the heck is up with Vader Dog collar fits in place Right over his face What's up with Vader? Ahmed Johnson tell me 'cause I wonder why How come your neck's thicker than Doc Hendrix's thigh?! I saw you in an interview with 'ole J.R. I bet that you can stuff him in a mixing jar Hunter and his new girl Chyna Looking pumped and mighty fine-a But in a match, I bet that she can win Hunter when you two get silly Which one of you has got the willy? Don't answer that, I guess I don't need to know So sit on back and relax Because you know! The Slammy TV show Is set to go!
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