What movie (and the actor who said it) is this quote from: "If you
ever touch me again, I'll cut your hand off, and give it to my dog as
a chew toy"

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Clarification of Question by pums-ga on 28 Sep 2004 18:18 PDT

Full quote: "Don't  ever touch me, what are you crazy?  If you ever
touch me again, I'll cut your hand off, and give it to my dog as a
chew toy."

Was it the character "Psycho" Soyer (played by Conrad Dunn, a.k.a.,
George Jenesky) in the 1981 movie, "Stripes?"

Well, I am not sure who the character is...that is what I am trying to
find out....I have had no luck yet.

I see.  Well, my comment assumed that perhaps you had actually seen
this movie and were just trying to remember the particulars.  It now
seems that perhaps you are trying to answer a trivia quiz or
something?  If you had seen "Stripes," you would remember Psycho
saying that line (or something very close to it) to either John Candy,
Harold Ramis or Warren Oates.  Best of luck.

Conrad Dunn is not the answer...still searching...

It sounds a little like the airport scene from Best in Show ...

A friend of mine is currently dating an actor, but is having fun
keeping his name from me.  All I know is that this actor is under 38,
currently has a movie on HBO On-Demand, and is responsible for the
line I quoted in the original question.  I am not very movie literate,
but am trying to find the answer!

Just so you know - In the movie "Stripes," the homophobic character
"Psycho's" actual line was, "Don't ever touch me. If you touch me,
I'll kill you".

tutuzdad-ga