Hod do I cite a t-shirt in accordance with MLA guidelines?  I have a
t-shirt that says something on it, and I want to include that
something in a paper I'm writing, and I also want to cite the t-shirt
as the source.  How do I do this?

Google what the t-shirt says; it may come from elsewhere.

Dear Lousyd, 

I must say I agree with Nelson, most of the T-shirt quotes are not
original, and you may find them online. I also think, basically (and
I've taught my faculty's intro course on writing methods), that
writing only "found on a t-shirt" would be enough. Therefore, there is
also no official direction to that in MLA books. But, for those who
must leave with MLAs :-) ...


[T-Shirt Manufacturer], "[title]", [place where the T-shirt has been
found/spotted], [date].

OMG - I wrote "leave". Goddess of spelling, please forgive me.