Although it doesn't start the line questions it is in the beggining of them.
Monty Python's "The Quest For the Holy Grail."
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BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
RIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
"How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in
your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-
clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing
behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of
second hand electric donkey-bottom biters."
"No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you
and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers
of other people's bottoms!"
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