I want to purchase a small, discreet vibrator (e.g., egg or clitoral
device) that can be activated with a long-distance (cross country)
wireless remote control.  This would perhaps utilize cell phone
technology or something similar.  Ideally, the device would be small
enough that she could wear and enjoy it every day.  Waterproof would
be an added plus.  Please help me locate one.

Well, I KNOW there used to be a vibrator you could buy that was
actually an insertable pager. I have found some defunct links that
used to lead places they could be bought, but I'll be darned if I can
actually find any of these things anywhere.

They were called Panty Pagers, and could be found at these links
(which no longer work - I've tried Google Cache, and The Wayback
Machine.)

http://www.lust4fun.com/toys/ppger.html

http://www.thegrotto.com/pageme

If you are interested in building one, there are instructions
available...

http://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/home1229.htm

http://www.xeromag.com/fvtoy3.html

I'm posting this information as a comment, in case someone else can
find what you are looking for.

Hi bclovett,

As pinkfreud mentions, Ebay might not touch an item like this but
there is an aution site who might.  It's http://www.popula.com and
they sell vintage clothing, books, memorarabilia, and collectibles. 
They have a separate login for their erotica section and it takes a
couple days before you can assess that area.

I logged on this morning but I didn't see your item, however, their
stock is quite low.  Only two pages displayed.  Usually there are five
or six.  You could drop them an email describing what you're looking
for as they're a really friendly bunch.  How do I know this?  {in my
best Brittany Murphy} "I'll never teellll."

Regards,
V

Hello, NASA? Umm, yeah I know that you have put a lot of space flights
into the outer reaches of the universe and have operated them
remotely. Do you think you might be able to ... :)

The online magazine, Salon.com, has an article from January 05, 2000
reviewing products from the (then) two manufactureres of Cyber- or
Tele-dildonics.

http://dir.salon.com/tech/feature/2000/01/05/cyberdildonics/index.html


Search Terms:
teledildonics
://www.google.com/search?q=teledildonics

(I respectfully decline to answer any questions as to how I knew this
word)

The xero link above has moved to:

   http://www.symtoys.com/toys.html

Here is a product that runs across the internet:

   http://www.forcefeelback.com/HTM/us/Index.htm

And these folks make something to keep K9s cool, but it is
pervertable:

   http://www.iccubed.net/pages/keepalive.htm

(I especially like the idea of an Out Of Range "alert").

Best bet might be to work with someone good with electronics, because
it's NOT that difficult to do (for a single-speed unit).  It kinda
shocks me that no one is selling anything like it.

Okay, I know that this question is almost two and a half years old,
but in case anyone should come upon this question, as I did, while
looking for something similar, here's the exact thing from a company
called "extreme restraint", obviously marketing to the BDSM
community-- but the applications go far beyond that.  Personally, I
just like the idea of bringing a lover to orgasm in a public place--
but apparently anyone with a phone or an internet connection can
control this device from anywhere.   Consider the possibilities for
long-distance relationships, or things like cybersex!  If a woman
wants a stranger in a chat room to stimulate her clitorally, it may
well be that all she has to do is send him the access code!

I want one!

PS... it's called televibe... a google search for "televibe" will
probably yield more information than clicking on the link above

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/televibe-cybersex-vibrator.cfm
 this is the only place that I have been able to find what your
talking about. Am sure that you could contact them and they could
answer any questions you would have, as I have  talked to them about
several items
   hope this helps.