Which movie is worse: Speed 2: Cruise Control or The Transporter?

Neither. "Red Dawn" is worse than both.

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I think it rather depends if you prefer Sandra Bullock or Shu Qi!
Otherwise I think they're as bad as each other...

?nproctor says it?. There is a basement beyond which one cannot
descend and all three have splattered hard on it. However, just to
disprove that theory, Fitzcaraldo -- so bad I can?t be bothered
checking spelling. Oh yes, El Topo and Eraserhead. Confusing vacuity
with enigma.

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I am very pleased to learn that I am not the only person who found "El
Topo" and "Eraserhead" to be underwhelming. Most of my intellectual
friends think I am a lowbrow loser for not liking those movies. And
they recoil in disbelief upon learning that I did not enjoy "The
Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie."

Smirky claptrap, all of it, IMHO.

Anyone should know that a movie any way associated with Keanu Reeves
is not worth seeing.  I cannot believe I am even discussing such a
movie.  He should have done us a favor and stopped with Bill and Ted.