Hi dtnl42,
I believe the following phrases were the contents of the email you are looking for:
-Annoying Things-
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their seat to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
What good is a cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone
else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid
$9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there. What
did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were
going? You should know, you pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." Life is the longest thing anyone ever
does!! What can you do that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please
don't return the favor! It's one piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come
yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here!
Here are a few more I found during my search:
Don't you just love......
People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be." So
what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington boots?
When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's
really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
When you're involved in a accident and someone asks "Are you alright?"
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
When you get a haircut over the weekend, come into work and people ask
"Did you get a hair cut?" ... No, I woke up this morning and it was
like that.
Search criteria:
silly OR strange "things adults say" children perceptions
"people OR adults say" "last place you look" "life is"
I hope this is helpful. If you have any questions regarding my answer,
or believe these are not the phrases you remember, please don?t
hesitate to ask for further assistance before rating.
Best regards,
Rainbow |
