Heh heh heh...I love it!
I located some diabolical resources that should provide you with
plenty of priceless-yet-harmless sibling ammunition. Here are some
great suggestions from a discussion group thread titled "How to drive
one's sibling daft"
( http://www.voicesofunreason.com/fullThread$3494 ):
1. Follow them around and stare at them wherever they go. (Emjay's
note ? mimicking their gestures and repeating everything they say is
also a nice touch).
2. Sing a song to them. Particularly annoying songs when sung over and
over are I am Henry the Eighth I am, Ick Von Schpielman, My Bonnie
Lies Over the Ocean, or The Bob the Foo Song.
3. Continually poke them and jump backwards if they attempt to retaliate.
4. The silent treatment works if they talk to you at all during the
course of the day. Whenever they say something to you, stick your
fingers in your ears and start chanting "I'm not listening! I'm not
listening! I'm not listening!".
5. Keep saying "Kill the pig cut his/her throat, spill his blood!"
6. Play the kazoo.
7. Create imaginary shadow puppet people and tell the offending
sibling that the puppets are crying out for his/her blood.
8. Find some dirty socks and begin rubbing them in the sibling's hair,
jumping backwards if any sort of retaliation is attempted.
9. Continually smack the person with latex gloves (especially good if
they have previously been used to dissect something).
10. If the sibling has any things that they don't want you to mess
with, mess with them. Ie. use their hairbrush or toothbrush.
Another forum member also suggests filling your sibling's water glass
with vinegar for a surprising taste treat. Alternatively, I once
managed to pass off pickle juice as Mountain Dew to an unsuspecting
Planet Wally's prank archive ( http://gwally.com/pranks ) has a number
of useful suggestions. Here's a sample:
- Punch holes in a can of tuna, then hide it behind a drawer or under
a floorboard or ceiling tile in your sister's room. In several days
she'll notice a stench with no apparent source.
- If your sink has a spray attachment, tape the handle down and point
it in the direction your sister will be standing when she turns on the
Placing Saran Wrap over the toilet bowel is always a classic ? stretch
it tight so no wrinkles show, place the lid down and bide your time
until your sister feels the call of nature.
A few suggestions from my own experience ?
Salt her pop or milk ? it's isn't original, but it's definitely effective
Tamper with her food ? I once camouflaged a layer of plum sauce under
brownie frosting for a special taste sensation
One that never fails to annoy ? if your sister asks "Where did I put
my (blank)?" or similar, reply "Do you feel a sharp pain?" When she
looks at you like you're crazy and says "no," gleefully reply "Then
it's not up your butt!" Do this ad nauseum.
If you've exhausted this list but are still on a roll, try these two
sites for more ideas:
April Fools R Us
< http://www.april-fools.us >
BIRP: Sleepover pranks
< http://chaoskids.com/BIRP/sleepover2.html >
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Let me know if you require further assistance - otherwise, happy mirthmaking!
Your faithful partner-in-crime,