Our 45th college reunion planning committee has decided to assemble
ten or so "geezer kits" to award as gag door prizes, and I've been
assigned to determine their contents. Those items that came
immediately to mind include Geritol, Viagra, sup hose, and Grecian
Formula. I need more suggestions!

Ah, this reminds me of the gag gifts that some friends gave me on my
fiftieth birthday, which was an alarming number of years ago!

Here are twenty suggestions for your senior goodie-bag:

1.  Denture adhesive or denture cleanser
2.  Rogaine or other hair-restoral product
3.  Bifocals (cheap ones from Walgreen's or such)
4.  Walking cane
5.  Centrum Silver vitamins 
6.  Arthritis Formula BenGay or Tylenol Arthritis
7.  Fake AARP membership card
8.  Bran cereal 
9.  Depends (incontinence undergarment) 
10. Hot water bottle
11. 7-day pill organizer
12. Magnifying glass
13. Ensure liquid food
14. Preparation H hemorrhoid cream
15. Ear wax remover
16. Nose hair trimmer
17. Prune juice
18. Antacids
19. Wart remover
20. Reader's Digest in "large print" edition

Have a great college reunion! I'm glad to have served as your 
Geezer Answers Researcher!

~Pink

Just what I was after, Pink! Thanks!

Many thanks for the five stars and the nice tip!

~Pink