Need a Clever Tagline For Plumbing Business.
I need help brainstorming for a clever slogan for my plumbing
business. The name of my business is WASHINGTON PLUMBING. Serious,
funny....doesn't matter...just clever. We're a full service affordable
plumbing company. If anyone has any clever ideas, please let me know.
Thanks

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If a bit of poker humor is OK, how about this?

Washington Plumbing, where a flush beats a full house.

A little bit risqué, but I think it's funny:

"Hey, lady, you don't have to sleep with that drip!"

How about:

"Professional, affordable - and we always leave the seat down!"

Feeling drained can be a GOOD thing!

We drain your plumbing, not your bank balance.

It's true, sh*t happens - so give us a call.

Washington Plumbing...
Tap into 20 years of experience!

or

Flushed with success since 1999!

We're shit hot.

This one's already taken, so you may not want to use it, but I
remember seeing plumber trucks drive around with the slogan "We're # 1
in a # 2 business."

Pinky wins the puns contest.  ;-)  Let's hear a clatter of bowl seats.

What about:  "From sink to septic".  
If the slogan may be longer:  "From sink to septic: installation and service".

The puns are great...and memorable.  But I rather like your own choice of words:

"Full Service, Affordable Plumbing"   Maybe add 'Fast', as well:


"Full Service, Fast, Affordable Plumbing"

It's what I'd want to know about a plumber.

How about something involving the phrase "plumb line", which speaks of
"quality" -- such as "Your plumb line."