The sports story author, Dan  Jenkins, wrote about the ten stages of
inebriation.   What are they?

Dan Jenkins, a writer of "comedy" novels about sports and life is the
author of  Semi Tough"  about pro football players,  "Dead Solid
Perfect about golfers , "Limo" about Madison Avenue advertising
executives, and "Baja  Oklahoma" (Reflections on growing up in Texas).

?The  "10" scale for rating the sexual desirability of various members
of the opposite sex was first written and cataloged in "Semi Tough".

?In the book "Baja Oklahoma", Jenkins has given us a new scale
relating to the levels of drunkenness as they occur in mankind (and
womankind).?

"Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness"

        0).  A Zero is sober
        1).  Witty and Charming
        2).  Rich and Powerful
        3).  Benevolent
        4).  Clairvoyant
        5).  F**k Dinner
        6).  Patriotic
        7).  Crank Up the Enola Gay
        8).  Witty and Charming, Part II
        9).  Invisible
        10). Bulletproof

Source: Google Groups
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/net.jokes/browse_thread/thread/a8eded5e3622e513/d82f4c3195cfdb1e?q=%22Dan+Jenkins%22+%22ten+stages%22&_done=%2Fgroups%3Fsourceid%3Dnavclient%26ie%3DUTF-8%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2004-23,GGLD:en%26q%3D%22Dan+Jenkins%22+%22ten+stages%22%26&_doneTitle=Back+to+Search&&d#d82f4c3195cfdb1e

Dan Jenkins' Ten Stages of Drunkenness are posted here as well.
http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:FlQNdPR-dN0J:gacerny.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_gacerny_archive.html+%22Dan+Jenkins%22+%22ten+stages%22&hl=en

Scroll down to the bottom of the following webpage to see The Ten
Stages of Drunkenness -- Dan Jenkins, Baja Oklahoma
http://www.billmillard.org/commonplace.html


Additional information that may interest you:

You may view other versions of Ten Stages of Drunkeness according to
Lewis Grizzard in the Book My Daddy was a Pistol and I'm a Son of a
Gun and according to Jimmy Buffett  here:
http://members.tripod.com/~Parrot_Central/lsd/11stages.html


Search strategy:
"Dan Jenkins" "ten stages"

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