Why does my friend CJ hump inanimate objects when he drinks Hennesey?
I have so far seen multiple humpings of various indoor and outdoor
objects. Humpings occur frequently. Some episodes he remembers the
next day and some are not. He has only made short answers to the
WHY question that do not begin to scratch the surface. For your
assistance these are: "I am humping everything that is dear to joe" 
or " It was a sexy dooframe"  or " That yoga mat was asking for it". 
Clearly there is more to this.  The answer to this question will be
provable when a regiment of corrective therapy is applied toward the
root cause (answer) and solves the behavior.

FYI, in the midst of trying to be clever and funny, you also botched
your effort at basic logic:

"Answer to this question will be provable when a regiment of
corrective therapy is applied toward the
root cause (answer) and solves the behavior."

That a behavior stops after an intervention does not inherently prove
that you've addressed the root cause.  For example, you could tie up
your friend indefinitely, preventing him from being able to engage in
the behavior you want to stop.  But would you really see his "lack of
restraints" as being the core cause for the behavior?  In fact, it's
possible to think of MANY things you could do that would likely end
the behavior, different interventions that all would suggest entirely
different possible "root causes" if you wanted to go down that faulty
line of reasoning.