I am looking for a men's medium red, zippered hoodie.  Price is not a huge deal.

Here are the details:
-must be RED (not "burgundy", "cardinal", "dark red")  RED.  as in cherry red.
-prefer a metal zipper 
-NO LOGOS/WRITING (unless it is the very small branding such as
"Carhartt", "Russell", etc.)
-must be in stock in size medium
-need it by valentines day so NO AUCTIONS
-vendor must provide better-than-standard shipping.
-I WILL PAY $5 EXTRA IF YOU CAN FIND THE CARHARTT ONE.  I know they
exist.  Somewhere.

I have already checked the Carhartt site.