Does breast enlargement cream like "Perfect Woman" really work?

It's a scam, just like every other breast or penis enlargement cream
or pill. Just do a search on "breast enlargement cream scam".
://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=breast+enlargement+cream+scam&btnG=Search

Yes it works exactly as is intended -- which is to line the pockets of
parasites by duping the vulnerable.

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haha, even if it did, what if it worked too well on one side and not
at all on the other.

The chemical would have to penetrate the skin and alter your genetics
so that you allocate your body fat differently.

It could cause an allergic reaction too, in which case, it worked.
Cheers to inflammatory expectations.

There are several ways to get larger breasts: 

-Gain weight
-Get pregnant
-Have surgery

Stop and think for a minute: if buying a $20 jar of cream really
worked to enlarge the breasts, would anyone be spending $5000 for
breast enlargement surgery?

Think about it another way: the breasts are made of glandular tissue
and fat. You can no more enlarge them by rubbing something on your
skin than you can enlarge your feet with foot cream.

How large do you want them to be?

How long should ones legs be?  Long enough to reach the ground.

I've always thought that breasts should be large enough to look good
in a bra, but small enough not to need one.