I used Drano to unclog my bathtub the other day, and it worked
wonders. I'm guessing it worked by dissolving hair clogs, which got me
thinking...

Can you dissolve a human body in a bathtub filled with Drano?

[Please don't send me to this link
(http://www.mwilliams.info/archives/003230.php), I've already read
it.]

I'm sorry but I am not prepared to reveal any details of my experiments.

Absolutely.

I bet if you have enough Draino, enough time, and enough nose plugs,
the Answer would be yes.

Cynthia, 

Nose plugs? 

I wonder if this would work on nasal hair...

BB

Burnt-toast,
shouldn't this question be under Relationships?
Don't buy it by the case ...

Let's see, in my "Tub O'Drano" I have thus far dissolved a leg of
lamb, two old Converse sneakers, a Barry Gibb album, an unwanted
Christmas fruitcake, a moldy towel I found under the sink, several
unsolicited catalogs from L.L. Bean, and a large deceased rodent left
for me by my cat.  With each new ingestion, old T.O.D. just bubbles
and gurgles happily while emitting a small sulfurous cloud that
quickly dissipates.  I would say go for it!

Happy dissolving,
IPFan